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bayesian_slut t1_jecdr92 wrote
Anyone trading 0DTEs is a degenerate gambler--the pro traders just also get paid to be degenerates
Rcast1293 t1_jecwdft wrote
It's called calculated risks
fpcoffee t1_jed1zcr wrote
how bout you calculate ligma?
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sjonnyboy t1_jee8jld wrote
Ligma?
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HonestShallot1151 t1_jeea7aj wrote
Ballz
pigsgetfathogsdie t1_jeeu1m4 wrote
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Ligma??
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Alohasnakbahr t1_jefw13v wrote
Same way you calculate dickfor
Mockingburdz t1_jecz3w8 wrote
This just don’t do it with their own money. That’s all that separates them from us.
jfjohnson23 t1_jed3ayj wrote
Like Elon Musk buying but like only a percentage was his actual money. Makes you stare into the void sometimes
jcmonkeyjc t1_jeej8m8 wrote
I've seen plenty of posts on here from OPs who didn't do it with their own money.
pigsgetfathogsdie t1_jecktvv wrote
GoingDeezNuts t1_jeempe1 wrote
As they built a QUADRILLION dollar derivative time bomb.
pigsgetfathogsdie t1_jeeu418 wrote
Truth…
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DYTTIGAF t1_jec7rt5 wrote
80% of volume is institutional trading and Bloomberg finds it necessary to devalue retail with this hit piece?
Next up.. they blame the entire upcoming market meltdown on retail. Is this "future faking" at its best?
Interesting.
mattenthehat t1_jeckthd wrote
Bro they blamed the bank failures on the people asking for their money lmao
BlackSky2129 t1_jeclok4 wrote
The bank failures that led to their insolvency was management and the rates. But the VCs, who alongside their founders own like 90% of the bank’s deposits, panicked and screamed fire started the run that led to the illiquidity rush.
In short, yes all of those regards are to blame for SVB specifically
mattenthehat t1_jecocin wrote
Everybody saying this, but nobody offering a realistic alternative for what you should do when you learn your company's bank might not let you write payroll checks.
BlackSky2129 t1_jecs3bk wrote
They were short like $4 billion out of the total $200 billion in deposit and in the process of raising funds. Again, their long term treasuries were being held to maturity so the only way they don’t have enough money is if every depositor wants ALL the money NOW at the same time, which is what happened when the VC group chats literally screamed fire
mattenthehat t1_jecvrc1 wrote
Still not offering an alternative for what they should have done. You dance around and imply it, but you don't have the balls to actually come out and directly say, "yes, you should keep your cash at a bank that is having to raise funds for liquidity." Because you shouldn't. That's dumb as hell, especially if you might need access to your money soon.
DYTTIGAF t1_jed01ll wrote
Agreed. They saw what was happening on their balance sheet, but decided to "play chicken" with the Federal Reserve.
The gambled. They hesitated to make decisions. In their view no way would the Fed raise rates 8 times within a year.
They got caught with their pants down. Consequently, they pushed these bad decisions on the shoulders of third parties with the CEO jetting out to Hawaii (washing his hands of this collapse).
BlackSky2129 t1_jed2yrh wrote
The Feds, in mid 2021, said they had NO INTENTIONS of raising rates and inflation for transitory. Then over the next 12 months, they go 180 and raise rates from 0 to 450bps (unprecedented and much more than Volker’s 2x increase in rates).
So do you really blame them for not listening to what the Feds say
DYTTIGAF t1_jed4ckg wrote
I sat looking at my computer screen in November 2021. Just as Powell said the Federal Reseve was going to be raising rates and pivot from their "transitory" viewpoint on inflation.
I have been locked in for the last 14 months. Each day watching this policy change in action. It's not brain surgery. It's simple stuff.
Please don't be an apologist for a bunch of twits in Silicon Valley who failed to make the most basic attempts at hedging a multibillion bond position.
Why? When they saw they needed money they approached Goldman Sachs as the savior to buy the long bond position (at market valuations) as well as to float a share issue (to make up for the lost principle value on their balance sheet).
A bunch of VC's got wind of the deal and jumped on Twitter...and the game was over.
This was 3rd grade mis-management by the bank who was more concerned about social governance nonsense than being good stewards of other people's money.
BlackSky2129 t1_jed6mbd wrote
> November 2021
You literally proved my point. The Feds went from no raise in the foreseeable future in AUGUST ‘21 to yeah everything I said was false 2 MONTHS LATER.
DYTTIGAF t1_jed90wj wrote
How old do you think these executives were 12 years old?
Seriously are you trying to argue these morons spent 14 months looking at screens wondering what to do about a billion dollar wealth destruction....and they didnt have the competency to do anything about it?
Spins13 t1_jef48hw wrote
Yes the risk manager was a token girl who was doing woke conferences… instead of you know managing risk
BlackSky2129 t1_jecwglx wrote
The solution is understand the 250k FDIC limit for one, It’s only been around a few decades
mattenthehat t1_jededl6 wrote
My dude. You just got done saying these are VC accounts. We're talking 9 or 10 digits. The FDIC insurance is not relevant in any way.
GSamsa1977 t1_jegm4s8 wrote
Once the run is ignited, no one can stop it. The only advice is to diversify in different banks and/or hold assets outside banks’ balance sheet
spartanburt t1_jecvjft wrote
Literally?
BlackSky2129 t1_jecwa7s wrote
>he’s not in the VC group chats, it was a bunch of fire GIFs
spartanburt t1_jecwq36 wrote
Ah
GSamsa1977 t1_jeglov5 wrote
No bank in the world would survive to that
BlackSky2129 t1_jegrk9p wrote
Exactly, that’s how fractional reserves work. No bank can survive a run like the VCs pulled on SVB
ChickenNuggetsToMoon t1_jec838l wrote
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Dangerous-Account-61 t1_jeccmq2 wrote
20 percents enough to cause mayhem I'd assume.
Wanna_Runn t1_jedoigy wrote
Didnt they already blame retail for the massive bubble
doctorcrimson t1_jedsty3 wrote
And if it rallies they will give credit to investment banks on the great turnaround.
Drift3r_ t1_jeewaxu wrote
To be fair, 80% of volume on bought to open 0 dtes is definitely not institutional lol
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gatorgongitcha t1_jec3lpe wrote
WE BLOOMBERG NOW
Maybe_Awesome22 t1_jec577i wrote
Man this sub gives these finance MSM's so much content to write about.
Vanman3k t1_jecb1io wrote
Wait you guys still have money in your accounts?
AllTooWell31 t1_jechr9h wrote
Yeah we deposit some every paycheck
syncopator t1_jecrxy5 wrote
Wait, you accept checks behind the dumpster?
AllTooWell31 t1_jecskch wrote
Well Venmo paycheck
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Xenogetraloxic t1_jed1asn wrote
Literally started a job today so I can regain my loss. I’ll be back next Friday!😭
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ORCA_OF_WALLST t1_jecbcqc wrote
Lol like another dude mentioned in the comments 80% of 0 dte SPX flow is institutional traders. Article is clickbait
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asdffsdf t1_jed98wz wrote
Honestly shouldn't be anything wrong with that. You can gamble on lottery tickets that only pay out 50%, should be able to gamble on options that pay out 98%+ after fees.
Chalimis t1_jecxkvr wrote
Based.
nysrpatakemyenergy2 t1_jee4eap wrote
Ayo lemme get a 0DTE power ball
01k0s t1_jec5wf4 wrote
SPX put/call at open, close and flip position midday, close&flip or ride momentum for the the last hour. 0DTEs build in their own liquidation mechanisms, its great.
nokarmawhore t1_jece1o8 wrote
I was looking at today's volume on spy's 401 calls end of day and it was over 450k. I think it used to be at most, 110k before 0dte everyday was introduced lol
ORCA_OF_WALLST t1_jed15c3 wrote
Yep 0dte have exploded in volume since the introduction of 5 exp per week
x_lincoln_x t1_jedimjr wrote
How much xp does it take to level up?
Smort_poop t1_jee5pjd wrote
After level 17 it takes a lot more per level
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Repulsive-Shallot-79 t1_jecm8ny wrote
I'll give that a gang gang
LiveEnthusiasm42 t1_jed8wbn wrote
we're part of that gang now.
Business-Swimmer-615 t1_jeds268 wrote
Back in the pile!!
shermski4 t1_jecjc2f wrote
Tomorrow's news will be that SEC eliminates 0DTE in order to protect retail.
red_fluke t1_jee4gxu wrote
institutions who make money off degenerates gonna lobby
lethalposter t1_jecxvh1 wrote
Call me retail but I ain't ever run a bank into into the ground yet.
cbusoh66 t1_jeccl2l wrote
Yeah we’re thrilled with all the losses!
The only people thrilled are those selling those 0dte’s
swiss_courvoisier t1_jeced7i wrote
This is the way
kenjiurada t1_jec1oua wrote
Incels unite
Repulsive-Shallot-79 t1_jecm5sc wrote
Oh no ya don't... You go out like a normal man.. find any piece of ass... And then turn it down... Cuz your classy and have a VD. Then your just... Abstaining.. regard.
red_fluke t1_jee4ily wrote
jokes on you, I got a wife and shes got a boyfriend
fjoobert t1_jed3yj1 wrote
Like a Bloomberg terminal found 4chan
soulmates06 t1_jecjt1q wrote
I was doing shares for a good 2 years before I finally had the time and the courage to say let me see what options is all about and what happens, I get hooked and 90% of my play money goes into options ,and to speed up the process i also do 0DTE for the majority of my plays ,...smh .
patrickswayzemullet t1_jecoz73 wrote
They opened the 0DTE floodgates last year. What do you think would people do? 0DTE wont give you the best risk-reward but it is easier to guess safe levels when selling.
Chalimis t1_jecxafb wrote
If you can’t beat Theta Gang, go 0DTE.
blkaino t1_jedrhpt wrote
If by thrills they mean pins and needles in my left arm, throwing up before opening my trading app, and not being able to sleep, then yes, I am being thrilled
thethrifter t1_jedrvva wrote
I prefer 1 DTE to 0 DTE. It gives me an extra day to bleed premium before it expires worthless.
Key_Hamster9189 t1_jecoxah wrote
My high school yearbook prediction came true.
mindclarity t1_jecpi5x wrote
Degens UNITE!
loosecaboose99 t1_jed3dwh wrote
Can we just start calling them "Zeros"?.... Zero days left until their fateful confrontation with $0.
PLCNR t1_jed3wb7 wrote
CBOE did it by bringing option expirations 5 days a week.
BottleNcanClapUrHand t1_jed4hii wrote
That is one brightly lit glory hole.
Random_Guy_47 t1_jeen81t wrote
Maybe if wages kept up with prices people wouldn't feel the need to gamble so much.
kenbmw623 t1_jef73pv wrote
If bankers are allowed to loan out our dollars 10x to other people and collect interest, then this is the least we should be allowed to do!
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Dan_inKuwait t1_jef0lnj wrote
First degenerate post.
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odp01 t1_jecknhf wrote
I have to ask, what's the difference between a degenerate and regard?
Repulsive-Shallot-79 t1_jecmduw wrote
Degenerates work day labor... Regards still work at Wendy's?
Chalimis t1_jecxhm3 wrote
Degenerate Gambler versus someone that’s not all there.
Preorder_Now t1_jecmubk wrote
Retail trade is not retail trade. I keep mixing these two things up and be confused
aSimpleUkrainian t1_jecws2q wrote
The admission we’ve been working on so hard…
Helliarc t1_jed7m97 wrote
Yall are going to get options taken away from retail and we'll all move to defi where they can't turn it off...
SamCalagione t1_jedbela wrote
This forum is more popular then Bloomberg articles
prolific36 t1_jedfoio wrote
When it's really the big boys are the ones pumping a trash market with those 0dtes and futures to dump their bags on us while they use the media they bought to tell us the market is up on "optimism of rate cuts" when j pow explicitly said there would be no pause or cuts. This market is grotesque.
Austenny t1_jee5qcx wrote
What no 🚀’s yet!? Let’s get this party started 🎉🚀📈🦍🌮🚀. Did I miss one?
121yeeter t1_jeeaqke wrote
Those🚀 are illegal. Please refrain from using them
smalredpanda t1_jeef1bg wrote
Deadlymedley333 t1_jeeu1mi wrote
Mom? What’s a degenerate?
Deadlymedley333 t1_jeeua08 wrote
I trust government
Deadlymedley333 t1_jeeufyg wrote
Here’s hoping my salary goes up like the 7$ carton of eggs did
HandiCAPEable t1_jeewova wrote
Now I can be a degenerate at the poker tables AND in the markets!
McMarkyMarkMark t1_jef87bm wrote
HEY MA!! LOOKIE HERE- I’M ON TV!!!
cookiehustler88 t1_jefcapm wrote
how dare they, we are all operating within our personal risk tolerances
Thormeaxozarliplon t1_jefghcw wrote
How much money would I need to start off selling d0 options?
laberdog t1_jeg5s9f wrote
I would rather read about how a bunch of degenerates went long and make a bundle
SPY200417240P t1_jegbbs8 wrote
I lost the house today
Big-Toe6215 t1_jegdy2q wrote
retail traders: will diamond hand and lose their money.
street traders: will lose other people's money while charging them to do so.
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Newhere84939 t1_jegxj8t wrote
Not suspicious at all that SPY has been locked into a channel since this new gamble appeared
rickymourke82 t1_jed6291 wrote
Two weeks ago, Bloomberg had somebody on the radio talking about 0DTE being popular amongst institutions and hedge funds. Most be a slow day to turn it into an article about retail doing so.
pifhluk t1_jedd77g wrote
Thrills Hedge Funds and banks even more considering they make up 94% of the volume...
pigsgetfathogsdie t1_jec5w3e wrote
MEDIA
REALITY