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phantomofthej t1_ja3tn7u wrote

haven’t lost in a game of Russian Roulette yet.

care for a game?

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Positive_Wheel_7065 t1_ja3w84t wrote

Go back to r/Investing

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Anatar19 t1_ja456yb wrote

I just assumed he meant 0 dte spy options when he said ETFs.

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LerooooooooyJenkins t1_ja47g6r wrote

I didn't realize there was a different way to invest in ETFs other than 0 dte options

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Fun_Neighborhood8405 t1_ja3wvh2 wrote

Invest? This is a casino. Take your rational advice elsewhere.

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---77--- t1_ja3zw2q wrote

I thought FD was failure to deliver which is caused by naked shorting. I am guessing I am wrong some where.

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ImAnonymoose t1_ja57b9v wrote

https://trialsofchampions.medium.com/what-does-fd-mean-on-wall-street-bets-8e162b483cb6

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myne t1_ja6mdb1 wrote

Hahahaha! I thought it was fixed term deposits.

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RobertsonvsPhillips t1_ja4u683 wrote

Final day. I prefer 0dte.

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KrustyKrebsCycle t1_ja6xir0 wrote

It doesn’t mean fd, regard

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RobertsonvsPhillips t1_ja7xf1b wrote

What does FD mean then, fellow regard?

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KlutzMat t1_ja5s9bg wrote

Yes officer, that man right there. He said "invest".

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downboat t1_ja4hh1j wrote

You can do both things! there are 0DTE on ETFs like SPY img

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EvilDrCoconut t1_ja5xlym wrote

Sounds good, my Roth IRA has dropped nearly 28% in the last year. Almost feel like gambling would be better, and the Roth is handled by a professional investor who handled all my families accounts for the last 20 yrs

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Cultural-Switch1726 t1_ja410ri wrote

Safe fun OTM options 🤩 > Boring slow Index fund/ETF 🤓

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Coleman013 t1_ja62s9x wrote

Dude should be banned for posting shit like this on this sub. We’re here to gamble my friend

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zhalex48 t1_ja40m1r wrote

Thats about right, but whats the point?

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GorgeousMetal t1_ja4acf5 wrote

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isweat_ t1_ja6pk5n wrote

Is this about BOIL, or the other meme stonks 😂

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spac420 t1_ja626ws wrote

mmhmm...Investing Chad so fuckin smug. Wait till they live leak your fav CEO doin coke, tossin midgets and cashing out right before they yolo'd half the company in to Evergrande properties.

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suazb95 t1_ja6rob8 wrote

Hilarious!

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