Submitted by Downtown-Fig602 t3_11b0w0i in wallstreetbets
LEGENDARYSHlTPOSTER t1_j9vcmt8 wrote
First off, obligatory condolences - congrats & fuck you. This sets you up for success financially. Pay your car off, DCA into index funds.
A short time later…
Get bored and overconfident, realize investing isn’t hard, it’s easy as fuck - sell it all.
Immediately after…
Invest all your hard earned money (lol) in 0DTE SPY calls, lose it all, be an even bigger disappointment to your now dead father.
Fin.
Downtown-Fig602 OP t1_j9ve86n wrote
DCA over how long of a period? I’m too impatient for DCA’ing. Like I’m fine with it after I have the money in the market and I’m just averaging with my job income but I don’t wanna DCA the lump sum
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