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talonrequiresskill t1_ja7kwxc wrote

Literally no one and nothing except God himself can truly predict the market

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XNoob_SmokeX t1_ja7ykkt wrote

It might sound stupid but I do coin flips to determine whether I buy a stock and how much I go in on it.

If I keep getting heads in a row I take it as a sign from God/the universe and go in harder.

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sielingfan t1_ja830x1 wrote

What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss?

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XNoob_SmokeX t1_ja8sji8 wrote

Nothing yet. But you have to understand. I paper hand. I have hands made of toilet paper. I paper handed FSR this morning and took $120 gains.

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Aramis9696 t1_ja8nxnn wrote

Probably more sane than spending 10 hours a day staring at charts and still not doing any trade with full confidence.

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DAWMiller t1_ja8y8j2 wrote

"I kept crawling and it just kept working" - Jerry Smith

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Qzy t1_ja7ytsu wrote

God? That's the guy that gives kids cancer right?

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outofobscure t1_ja7lb16 wrote

so, have you asked this god guy? come on, share his picks!

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Helmer-Bryd t1_ja8mdll wrote

What god? Be more specific, there are more than 2000 gods humans believe in right now. Do you believe in one of them? I don’t

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Low-Environment6530 t1_jaakpfq wrote

2000? Where did you get this number? That‘s about one god per 4 Mio. people = fairly too much 😜

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Helmer-Bryd t1_jabngct wrote

Actually 2500 gods

Anthropologists estimate that at least 18,000 different gods, goddesses, and various animals or objects have been worshipped by humans since our species first appeared.

So who is right?

https://www.amazon.com/Encyclopedia-Gods-Over-Deities-World/dp/0816029091

You know it’s all depending on where you are born. That’s it. Where you end up with for parents, relatives, teachers, neighbours. That’s it.

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Low-Environment6530 t1_jabzwt0 wrote

2500, good. And each, of course, is the only true. 2500 times. Rarely laughed so much, thank you!

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Helmer-Bryd t1_jac2wkb wrote

I don’t believe in one of them.

Religious people don’t believe in 2 499 gods. I don’t believe in 2 500 gods

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Chabubu t1_ja8erfn wrote

God can’t predict, he just does the opposite of whatever WSB agrees on.

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peeparty69 t1_ja8mb9d wrote

yep. All you can really recommend right now is being very careful with short term trades, but for long term/retirement accounts, you should absolutely be putting some cash in at this point if you have any that you don’t need

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banzomaikaka t1_ja8z9ck wrote

God cant predict the market, otherwise hed be a trillionaire

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BootBarnExec t1_ja91n6u wrote

News flash, god has nothing to do with the stock market.

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WillPowerXXX t1_ja9olty wrote

Thank the Lord God made the Devil … god is good all the time!!!

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