Submitted by Matteomux t3_11d4kjz in wallstreetbets
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ArchangelToast t1_ja6qzda wrote
Soon we will have a world wide connection behind the dumpster!
JohnnyFnCliche t1_ja6rr62 wrote
I'm already planning on renting my tent out as a timeshare, just to finance my first option contract after I lose everything...
aSimpleUkrainian t1_ja6x5cm wrote
why soon? likely already connected through the same doctors
Matteomux OP t1_ja6yw8s wrote
We will soon have a worthy gathering point.. behind Wendy’s dumpster. See you all there. But bring a change of clothes.
JohnnyFnCliche t1_ja83ny8 wrote
You can afford extra clothes? You must have had some 0DTEs pay off BIG last week!
UgaIsAGoodBoy t1_ja8idta wrote
Imagine giving bjs hanging upside down like Spider-Man behind those Australian dumpsters
Plus-Database1819 t1_ja78qm6 wrote
Gona prep styrofoam blankets for those poor Ausi's to keep warm at night
vibrantecho3s t1_ja6pgjb wrote
This will absolutely slap hard in Australia.
aSimpleUkrainian t1_ja6x1to wrote
Puts on Australia, calls on Austria
canigetahellyeahhhhh t1_ja6wlya wrote
This shit never works, always news reports of big lines outside new novel American franchise, basic bitches want to feel American for a bit, then it fizzles and disappears in 5-10 years. Plus we already have a Wendy's that sells donuts and hotdogs.... I think? Maybe it's dead.
ELVEVERX t1_ja6xryc wrote
> I think? Maybe it's dead.
Yeah think it died a while ago, I haven't seen it around in yonks.
supercorsa t1_ja6ztxl wrote
There’s at least one in every capital city except Darwin
CrispyChickenArms t1_ja7s2n5 wrote
Doesn't maccas do pretty well over there?
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zobeast26 t1_ja6r4fh wrote
Will the toilets flush clockwise at Wendy’s there?
aSimpleUkrainian t1_ja6x8j7 wrote
don’t tell ruskies, they’ll come after your 🚽
Nigh_Sass t1_ja6rz5p wrote
So puts on Australia?
columbersome t1_ja6qouj wrote
Can't wait...
w5vRvJa5GZjq t1_ja6zbq9 wrote
oy mate, this is a Wendy's now.
Austenny t1_ja7a0i5 wrote
Whoop whoop🤘, I claim Central Coast dumpers- all of them. Reckon first in Erina, NSW. Carls Jr dumpster at Bateau Bay so yesterday.
bfom t1_ja7imaq wrote
Can confirm, truely degenerate $hithole, Erina, The poo in the Cenny Coast’s crown, this epitomical sh*t town is commonly referred to as “Mount Druitt by the Sea”,
shroinvestor t1_ja6u9sm wrote
I thought they already went DOWN UNDER..
StephenElliott t1_ja6yvjn wrote
Huh?
Wendy's is here in NZ, across the ditch from Aussie and yeah they're stuff is nice but it's like the lowest-attended burger joint.
KFC > McDonalds > Burger King (Hungry Jacks) > Wendy's
BurgerFuel and now WahlBurgers too.
*edit* Aussie has a large Maori/Polynesian market who prefer KFC chicken, but I'm not sure what the aboriginal communities would be into?
rastilin t1_ja71ect wrote
The burgers at Burger King are almost inedible, please tell me that Wendy's is not actually worse than that.
MASH12140 t1_ja72feu wrote
BurgerFuel slaps. Wendy’s is definitely last resort poverty burgers in NZ
the_hornicorn t1_ja76w1d wrote
Did Carl's Jr die out?.
RavingMalwaay t1_ja7ai4y wrote
Noone gives a single f about Carls Jr in NZ. Its mainly Maccas, KFC and Burger King.
StephenElliott t1_ja8gxuv wrote
Oh I forgot Carl's! No, its awesome. Just easily forgettable 🤣
wrrgolerphoer t1_ja786i9 wrote
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
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Nervous-Structure725 t1_ja6tgkt wrote
#swallowish Like dovish - but Jerome isn’t the one being serviced for once.
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Pin_ups t1_ja79tny wrote
David: They are dying species... grasping for more time. I will not going to let them!
David:Mother, play Das Rheingold act 2: Entry of God's into Valhalla.
Slight_Ad3348 t1_ja7a2i8 wrote
Shit is gonna fail hard. We already have McDonald’s and HJs for shit burgers. There’s a dozen decent quality burger chains that shit on that trash.
Like watching Starbucks get thrashed because we already have good coffee.
American fast food companies make profit by paying workers shit wages and skimping on the quality of food. You can’t do that shit here in Aus.
SonicYOUTH79 t1_ja7e422 wrote
Someone might want to point out that our casual minimum wage is over $20 bucks an hour plus you have to pay superannuation. Silly Seppos probably think that it just doesn’t apply to them.
OmNamahShivaya t1_ja7sk7c wrote
Please let this be true. I can’t stand seeing shit like this here in the states. It kills me to see other countries adopting our garbage and not realizing until it’s too late that it’s all a huge scam. Australia is pretty dumb though so I can see how there’s a small chance that this might actually become a thing for you guys.
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formation t1_ja7o2xg wrote
Aussies don't like American chain food, they'll be gone after a few years
eric67 t1_ja7ypah wrote
We already have a Wendy's in Australia. They sell ice cream and hotdogs
will need a new name
Burger King is 'Hungry Jacks' in Australia for similar reasons
xelawow t1_ja86bor wrote
I'm Australian. We love American novelty and we're fat AF so Wendy's will do well here.
Peelboy t1_ja8hum7 wrote
They liked the frosties so much Wendy's pushed Australia open.
mokshahereicome t1_ja8yepe wrote
Wait till they figure out the fries in the frosty thing. Even drop bears will be in there trying it
klokar21 t1_ja9expz wrote
But Australia already has a hotdog and milkshake company called wendy's lol, this is going to be another burger king/ hungry jacks situation
Einsteinautist t1_ja9s178 wrote
Guess the broke convicts have to pull on them at the dumpster also.
MajorFerret3225 t1_jab6j6e wrote
Only competition is like mcdonalds and hungry jacks a burger king knock off. But id rather eat some fish or a meat pie if i was over there than the fast food crap they have here.
Surge-SoCal t1_jabcvi2 wrote
Calling dibs on the dumpster
JohnnyFnCliche t1_ja6pq2g wrote
It's great to see an American company giving those poor Aussie degens a place to sleep after their accounts drop to zero...