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Kiernanstrat t1_j2rhjha wrote

Saw this on tiktok. The other Gods all look the part with wings and stuff. The God of Vermont is just some dude from the NEK.

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Optimized_Orangutan t1_j2rhx4w wrote

The gods of the valley are not the gods of the hills.

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meinblown t1_j2sbhys wrote

But holy fuck do the hillbillies never shut up about it...

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t3chnobilly t1_j2rwti0 wrote

I know that guy 😂

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g33kfish t1_j2ukymb wrote

Me too! He’s a regular at my local bar. Great guy!

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twdvermont t1_j2rhrj5 wrote

A real VT god wouldn’t need that many layers.

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SeeTheSounds t1_j2ry7e3 wrote

Hoodie, shorts, and crocs (or slides) with no socks smoking a cigarette. Has an unsculpted beard. Outside in the snow.

That God of Vermont is one of my neighbors lol.

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[deleted] t1_j2szzwy wrote

Well, I now know that my look is a thing.

Granted, I wear black socks with my slides just to piss off my friends.

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Arasuil t1_j2rj5zf wrote

I mean I guess the German word for maple is a good word for the god of Vermont?

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Vermontess t1_j2tlxon wrote

Dunno. Looks more like a Rusty or a Steve to me

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imanursesowhat OP t1_j2rh9kf wrote

I am not OP. This was actually sent to me by a friend. Apparently, someone using AI, created different “gods” for each of the 50 states.

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Afin12 t1_j2snp8b wrote

I’ve been messing around with AI lately, it’s pretty awesome stuff

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AllyEmmie t1_j2vr90n wrote

But unethical 🥰 they’re programmed to wantonly steal art from everywhere on the internet to give you a generated image

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Afin12 t1_j2x3t35 wrote

So what if I want to see pictures of a giant Garfield eating a lasagna the size of a house

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AllyEmmie t1_j2xmjbz wrote

You severely underestimate the creativity of the HUMAN MIND.

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AllyEmmie t1_j2xmgit wrote

Hire a human being to paint it for you

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Afin12 t1_j2xz7fr wrote

Can you please paint me a picture of Garfield eating a giant house sized lasagne? What will I do with this painting? Nothing. I’ll look at it for ten seconds and laugh at the absurdity and then move on with my life.

I’ll pay you in upvotes.

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yeahgoodok2020 t1_j2t8dxd wrote

This guy is absolutely holding up the line with his lotto playing

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TheTowerBard t1_j2t3sb0 wrote

That’s not a god, that’s just my old little league coach. His name is Tom.

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huessy t1_j2sb41o wrote

This guy is real, he goes by Mule

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TwoCanSee t1_j2sjl8l wrote

Looks like Michael Thomas from wells river.

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Scared_Cardiologist3 t1_j2tlaqj wrote

God of VT was always that random guy sitting outside a gas station... now we know

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Abbot_of_Cucany t1_j2tqrx0 wrote

Needs to be holding a maple creemee, ready to fling it like Thor's hammer.

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meinblown t1_j2sbebj wrote

It's the dude from Down East Dickerin

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thisoneisnotasbad t1_j2vw8pe wrote

I knew that dude.

First, he was a total piece of shit as a human.

Second, he was from Massachusetts.

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gudetama-of-the-wood t1_j2rir7r wrote

Hoodie and a baseball hat? Baseball wasn’t invented in 1791

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chapek-nine t1_j2shjv5 wrote

I believe that's only a reference to when Vermont ratified the Constitution and was admitted to the US as a state.

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mssmarty51 t1_j2th2bt wrote

Maple syrup!! Could definitely be a god!

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herrtod t1_j2u6o58 wrote

If I was goin anywhere, I was runnin...

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MrLongWalk t1_j2vcj06 wrote

I know like 8 of this guy, play pool with one of them sometimes.

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rdvt4g t1_j2yol93 wrote

Vermont more likely to have a Goddess. IMHO

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PassionsBite t1_j32aop2 wrote

I saw the super villain list and thought vermonts was pretty cool so I posted it here. Our God seems lackluster in comparison

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zonitronic t1_j2uihyq wrote

Ahorn looks like an Ahole...

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Thesaturdayking t1_j2s35k6 wrote

A real VT god would be holding a can of Bud Lite and not some fancy-ass glass bottle of maple syrup. Just sayin’!

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