We used have to have a driveway in the middle of a good size hill. We had done construction there and it was big. Water would pool in maybe a 20x20 patch and freeze into a private skate rink.

One ice storm when I was six ish I remember that son of a bitch plowman came by and sprayed salt far enough to ruin half my rink. As all self respecting 6 year olds can affirm, I was outraged. I immediately gave the driver the finger.

Fast forward until my dad came home. Apparently he knew the town plow guy, being small town Vermont and I got a spanking.