You know what else is full of criminals and drug abusers? Every fucking neighborhood in America. The rich housewives of Greenwich pop enough Xanax bars to kill a horse, while their husbands rob us all on Wall Street. The business criminals are the worst of them all. They drink and drive, they steal, they cheat on their wives openly, they have absolutely no morals whatsoever. They are the worst role models you could ever provide a child.

Want a more quaint, rural, quiet life? Well, if your kids go on Darrell’s land by mistake, he drinks a fifth of vodka a day and might shoot them for “trespassing.” On the bright side, he can’t aim for shit.

Every neighborhood has its share of degenerates, regardless of class. And as Mr Rogers said, everywhere you go, look for the helpers, they’re there too. Everyone has a human right to housing.