Submitted by RandomHero565 t3_yqfj23 in vermont
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Outrageous-Outside61 t1_ivo53tk wrote
Small truck of choice as well!
WhatTheCluck802 t1_ivo7rzg wrote
I love this!!
chapek-nine t1_ivo9byc wrote
Sounds like it ought to be a Lyle Lovett song.
numetalbeatsjazz t1_ivo9w1g wrote
No politics?? Is that not Malloy?
RandomHero565 OP t1_ivoa3c4 wrote
Might just be
bobcat1911 t1_ivobwqb wrote
Looks like she's having a brain freeze!
MYrobouros t1_ivod99n wrote
What a good chicken
Calligraphee t1_ivodgqa wrote
I love everything about this photo!
RandomHero565 OP t1_ivoe7tw wrote
We were probably listening to the New York Dolls, or Elton John.
RandomHero565 OP t1_ivoec6s wrote
Yeah occasionally poops in the truck, but otherwise doesn't talk back, listens, never a Debbie downer, great friend 10/10.
johneerottn2dacore t1_ivoeciz wrote
Love your ice cream eating chicken!! Yummy!!!
Lim-jahey-is-a-drunk t1_ivoeg1l wrote
This is refreshing after the past few days of political bullshit. Thank you kind sir
RandomHero565 OP t1_ivof42y wrote
Look Ran, I'm mowing the air bud.
MYrobouros t1_ivokw71 wrote
Easter-egger or a strange looking ISA Brown, or neither?
RandomHero565 OP t1_ivol4j4 wrote
Not sure. I'm known around town as the chicken Compost guy so everyone gives me there chickens they don't want. Rescued many dozen. I even have a laying hen tattooed on my arm.
msanthropical t1_ivonduz wrote
I love Vermont.
RoyalIndependence500 t1_ivooo1v wrote
My goat used to ride in the cab of my truck. We got a few stares driving down the interstate. What flavor ice cream is your chickens favorite?
RandomHero565 OP t1_ivop6ej wrote
anything vanilla.
RandomHero565 OP t1_ivordav wrote
I'll name it Cluckingham Palace.
MissJudgeGaming t1_ivou0qx wrote
When I was a little kid, we had chickens and this one hen acted like a cock, got in a fight with a mutt, and she was inside the house for a bit while her leg recovered. That girl would wait by the fridge for my dad to give her a bit of his butterscotch ice cream, she had the family wrapped around her flight feather until the day she managed to outlive literally every other chicken on the farm.
I haven't thought about that in decades, thank you.
RandomHero565 OP t1_ivouiy6 wrote
That's awesome. I currently have one in its own mini coop I call the chicken hospital. Has a broke leg, hoping it can heal. We did same thing last year with one with a broken back and it healed.
dzastrus t1_ivouq6q wrote
You need to fashion a PVC-scrap Riding Roost like my friend, Honey BBQ uses when we go to the Post Office.
MYrobouros t1_ivovy8h wrote
Today I learned that I've been living life like an absolute fool. That rocks.
MissJudgeGaming t1_ivox1gn wrote
The chicken hospital!! That's just wonderful. They're such oddly hardy creatures.
elliotloudermilk t1_ivp8482 wrote
No harm, more fowl!
Thank you kind chicken rescuer.
Generic_Commenter-X t1_ivpbvu6 wrote
Even with a shitting chicken in your rig, your rig is cleaner than mine.
RandomHero565 OP t1_ivpehu9 wrote
Armoral Wipes work wonders
pikeminnow t1_ivpewdb wrote
omg, this is great, that chicken is LIVING
halfbakedblake t1_ivpfr56 wrote
No more politics, but I'll argue about ice cream for a bit. That looks like cookie dough from Ben and Jerry's. Well the ultimate flavor is chocolate milk and cookies.
casewood123 t1_ivpgpom wrote
Does she know that ice cream includes eggs?
RandomHero565 OP t1_ivpgv35 wrote
Her and her sisters eat the eggs all the time if we don't get them every morning. She don't care
WantDastardlyBack t1_ivphnk6 wrote
No flavor of Ben & Jerry's is as good as it was pre-Unilever. How I miss the factory second freezers in general stores. I stick to Lake Champlain Chocolate's ice cream now. That stuff is amazing, even if it means a trip to Burlington.
halfbakedblake t1_ivpi6q5 wrote
Used to work by the cheese something by higher ground. Used to get the seconds from there for $1 a piece. I fell in love with Dublin mudslide. It is not around often and it doesn't taste as good now.
hvtcher2000 t1_ivpl4np wrote
Hell fucking yes
wormcake-SISI t1_ivpm8pr wrote
Username checks out.
Generic_Commenter-X t1_ivpmiew wrote
Read that as Amoral Wipes. Really wanted to know where I could get those...
whaletacochamp t1_ivpqxzz wrote
You all really are a savage bunch coming in here to detract from politics with pictures of birds full well knowing that we just destroyed an eagle fucker at the polls.
Keep it up.
whaletacochamp t1_ivpqzyd wrote
Upvote for tacoma - i love a good chicken taco!
whaletacochamp t1_ivpr2e7 wrote
At least a bear didn't eat his...
cpujockey t1_ivpsbjs wrote
mmm tendies
RobertJoseph802 t1_ivq286d wrote
Fuck yeah
Fromage_Damage t1_ivqapx8 wrote
I love my chickens. They catch way more mice than my cat ever has.
Marcellooooo t1_ivqeck3 wrote
This. More of this please.
dropkickninja t1_ivqez6a wrote
Nom
Hearth_Roots t1_ivqqay8 wrote
She's so cute, looks like she's having a blast!
RandomHero565 OP t1_ivqu921 wrote
Only the best for my chicken
RandomHero565 OP t1_ivqugss wrote
Rocking out to Elton John, mid head bop
Enough_Camel2650 t1_ivqynlf wrote
Birb
Nutmegdog1959 t1_ivrp0he wrote
Good advice for Congresswoman Becca. "If you want a friend in Washington, get a...chicken."
Nutmegdog1959 t1_ivrpb6u wrote
Didn't know a chicken could drive a standard shift?
Drbatnanaman t1_ivs9evz wrote
If I had gold I would give it to you, so here are some stars and flowers instead. ﾟ.･ ✿ ｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.. ✿･ ✿
dzastrus t1_ivszes4 wrote
Anyone can learn.
grooveonit t1_ivtw9r5 wrote
As someone who is thrilled by chickens but rarely gets to interact with them, this may be my favorite thread in r/Vermont ever. I’d love to see more of your chickens!
Nutmegdog1959 t1_ivtwyus wrote
I'm going to bring my girlfriend over to your place to have Honey BBQ give her some lessons!
RandomHero565 OP t1_ivtz12e wrote
I got about 50 of them. Three coops, a mini picnic table feeder, mini tree house, and a swing for them. I love them.
euro_trash_rescue t1_ivo44pw wrote
My chicken my choice!