Lived in DC. Locked Jeep got stolen. Cop came and said, "Yeah, happens all the time. Probably kids. It'll show up north of the city in less than a week." I literally thought I was the Dude when the cop laughed and said, "Leads? Yeah... sure. I'll, uh, just check with the boys down at the crime lab. They got four more detectives working on the case. Got us working in shifts HAHAHAHAHA." Cop was right. Jeep was found on north of the city in four days. All my tools were gone.

Moved back to VT. Biggest threat to jeep = salt on roads.