Truth be told, I haven’t been following politics as of late for my own sanity who is this dude?
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UnloadedGunn t1_iufqm1l wrote
- Anti-mask
- Anti-choice
- Supporter of Jan 6
- Build the wall
In short, he’s an asshole.
Doodlesworth t1_iufqp5x wrote
A military veteran, business executive and far right extremist. Kinda sad, because the 1st two are important, but someone who doesn't believe in elections has no place in democratic government.
igneousigneous t1_iufrycc wrote
He's also only been in Vermont resident for two years, which I think is pertinent when talking about elected officials. Didn't even live her pre-covid.
DirtyBirdNJ t1_iufsxrd wrote
Who among us hasn't engaged in a little eagle fucking from time to time?
Doodlesworth t1_iuftvps wrote
Fair - it is odd how little info there is on him. My impression is that Mitch snagged him at some cathouse and yurtled the turtled him into moving and running here.
whaletacochamp t1_iufu65v wrote
CACAWWWWWW
Jerry_Williams69 t1_iufvtb5 wrote
Allegedlys
EphraimJenkins t1_iufvx91 wrote
M-Alloy. Armor of the future
MYrobouros t1_iufvy1n wrote
confused bawk noises
JaxBratt t1_iufwalq wrote
Strikes me as a duck honestly. Sounds like mallard maybe. Quack. Quack quack… quack
ThisistheInfiniteIs t1_iufwbbn wrote
"Deplorable Malloy"
WeddingUsed t1_iufy48p wrote
Annoy the Malloy!
rynamdn t1_iufzok8 wrote
Maybe if it was a sick eagle.
triptopdropblop t1_iug0dqm wrote
The leading candidate, according to this sub
Jerry_Williams69 t1_iug6bv5 wrote
I would take 2, maybe 3 people to fuck an eagle. No way Malloy did it alone.
burke_no_sleeps t1_iug731d wrote
I mean.. I guess I would bring some friends too
Eagles are big and they only mate in mid-air so it's a complex process
_User_Name_Fail t1_iug7h17 wrote
Hey now. Watch it. You're insulting assholes everywhere with that post.
burke_no_sleeps t1_iug7pp0 wrote
I got a text from him, actually!
(his campaign team, you know, not the Man the Myth the Legend Malloy McEaglebonk)
CACAAAWWW VT https://imgur.com/gallery/OB7tjG7
edit: in the interest of political fairness I have to mention I've also seen Peter Welch pretend to hike and advertise for his dentist at least five times every single time I watch a YouTube video, every day, for the past month.
BeneficialQuestion75 t1_iug9xqk wrote
Allegedlys
LukeMayeshothand t1_iugbphx wrote
Indeed. I’m surprised someone like this could get enough votes to bother running.
Nickmorgan19457 t1_iugd1l6 wrote
We really need residency requirements. Every election year some flatlander fucknugget wants to show us how they do it in their real America and then goes down in flames. Sure it’s funny to watch but I hate all the ads.
KyleShittenHouse69 t1_iugd43q wrote
He doesn’t seem like a Mitch guy.
TheNotSoFreshFeeling t1_iugdbaj wrote
An uncle fucker.
texmarie t1_iugdd45 wrote
I got a text from his wife about how much she loves cops. Idek how they got my number
meinblown t1_iughxnn wrote
As a veteran myself, we are not that important. Honestly the majority of us are total shitbags.
meinblown t1_iugi6yb wrote
What ads?
Nickmorgan19457 t1_iugicpc wrote
Literally any political ad that I see more than twice
zombienutz1 t1_iugmy81 wrote
Somebody who is prepared to lose...
immutable_truth t1_iugncx6 wrote
Lmao perfect example of how this sub is making this guy more relevant. You would never have asked this question if people weren’t rage posting about him nonstop.
All you need to know is he is a far right Republican who stands a snowballs chance in hell of winning a Vermont senate seat.
Understand that people in this state don’t have a hell of a lot to be outraged about, but they desperately want to feed their persecution fetish. So they have used Malloy as a means to this end.
It’s the equivalent of mainstream news making a story about a random tweet. In the end, it’s irrelevant and just serves as an outrage lightning rod.
Ecstatic_Starstuff t1_iuhcni7 wrote
That would be ill-eagle
couldbeyourex t1_iuhdnwy wrote
Damn that’s fucked up. Im not a total shit bag and neither are you. Here for you bro
woburnite t1_iuheqpi wrote
Not sure why but all my YT ads are for the NH race. I am on the border but I and my ISP are in VT.
B1gredmachine t1_iuhf5df wrote
Dude is running for office. That makes him relevant. His signs make him relevant. Stop pretending otherwise.
Past that, it's up to us to make sure everyone knows he's a deplorable Jan 6th carpetbagger.
meinblown t1_iuhfjup wrote
I haven't seen a single one
raincntry t1_iuhgbsw wrote
He is a guy who lives in Maryland and is a defense contractor. He looked around to see if there were any states that would not have an incumbent Senator up for reelection in 2022 and moved there to run. He's a carpetbagging elitist who wants to use power to steer money to himself and his cronies.
fearofsnakes82 t1_iuhj6yc wrote
I’m not 100% sure what his name really is. Is his first name Deploy?? Honestly…no clue what his full name is.
TheMobyDicks t1_iuhoy7g wrote
Not my experience at all.
Divio42 t1_iuht93q wrote
Really? I gathered that he is a turd.
There's gotta be a poem in here somewhere.
Divio42 t1_iuhtm3i wrote
Some are cool some are total assholes. More than anything, they are people.
Like cops, a higher percentage of certain personality types may be more prone to joining, however, but I think the police attract more assholes than the military.
ISlothyCat t1_iuhtri5 wrote
Sounds like he’s the wannabe Vermont avatar for dTrump
jteedubs t1_iuhvk9q wrote
I believe the first time he voted in VT was in his primary.
Tyindorset t1_iuhzl7o wrote
He retired as a Major after 26 years in service, so in short - he’s well below average.
drew13m t1_iuhzn4r wrote
Look at that turtle gooooo, brooooooo!
CrispyApparition3568 t1_iui1y6x wrote
That's not so bad.... I get texts from NY, California, and VT.
My cell phone number I've had for years. I lived in Northern NY State, so I have a 518 area code. Then I lived in California for a couple years, and finally moved back East and settled in VT.
I just block all of them when I get texts. I'm sick of all of them. I feel 98.5% of politicians are just crappy people. And I absolutely hate the politicking that goes on and on, seemingly unstopping, just continuing on from one election year to the next.
halfbakedblake t1_iui3zq0 wrote
May be a vetting question for all politicians.
AOx3_VSS_IDGAF t1_iui4g9g wrote
Lawyer Malloy... used to play safety for the Pats
Twombls t1_iui5vug wrote
I'd rather not have business executives be my politicians. Also you cant really have the first two without the third in my experiences lol.
obiwanjabroni420 t1_iui6e9o wrote
I get texts from every race in the country it seems like. My wife donated to Bernie during the last presidential election, and now I’m getting constant spam texts from every progressive democrat around the country asking me to donate and telling me it’s the “most important election ever”. I text back every single one to stop receiving texts, but they all come from different numbers so there’s no end to it. I really wish I knew how to take my number off whatever list it’s on, but I have a feeling that’s not possible.
GimmieJohnson t1_iui6h46 wrote
He is a DuckTales character. Former mayor of Duckberg.
Twombls t1_iui6mji wrote
Far right wingnut receiving some serious funding.
He has thousands of signs on the roadsides around chittenden. Like it gets to the point where he will surround one political sign with like 20 of his. Suspiciously none of them are ever in actual peoples lawns. He also spams text adds constantly.
Twombls t1_iui6rj9 wrote
He has thousands of signs around the chittenden county area. They are fucking everywhere on roadsides. Never in someone's actual yard or anything though.
Twombls t1_iui772p wrote
Remember when we said the same thing about trump.
Id rather have people on thid sub actually be educated about why this guy is a shitbag than someone accidentally filling in his bubble on the ballot because they saw he had the most signs. (A surprisingly common occurrence in local elections)
JerryKook t1_iui81tg wrote
and his supporters like to wave gigantic flags.
MyNameIsMud0056 t1_iui8f7q wrote
I think his first name is Gerald
ovscrider t1_iuia87l wrote
So he's Vermont's Hillary Clinton and Dr Oz? Hopefully there will be a different outcome than in NY because IMO unless you lived in a state for a decade + you don't know the needs and wants of the electorate and even though it's forgotten it's the politicians job to represent the citizens not the RNC DNC or any party leader.
immutable_truth t1_iuiat6o wrote
I don’t think much educating is taking place haha. Most posts are complaining about his signage and suggesting he wants to fuck eagles.
I don’t think someone is going to vote for him bc this sub is putting his name out there - I just hate the wasted energy in even worrying about this guy.
WhatTheCluck802 t1_iuib2az wrote
Username checks out
meinblown t1_iuiey51 wrote
I just call those signs. I thought you meant like TV or radio ads.
CrispyApparition3568 t1_iuif4fe wrote
Yeah. I tried the reply with STOP, but it never works. As you said, they come from different, random numbers, sometimes repeats. Now I just block every single one if them, so at least I'm avoiding the repeats.
Traditional_Lab_5468 t1_iuifkga wrote
He's a leaf-peeper from Baltimore that got lost here a year and a half ago. He plugged "Baltimore" into his GPS and it took him to Baltimore, Vermont, so he just threw in the towel and bought a house nearby.
Why he's running for office now is beyond me, though.
stinking_badgers t1_iuifmem wrote
Don’t forget carpetbagger. Only lived in VT for 2 years.
stinking_badgers t1_iuifwzi wrote
I respect your opinion about vets and businessmen, and have no bias against them, but I would disagree that it makes them any better qualified than any other person of the same level of intelligence or ethics. Edit: accidentally wrote “have bias” instead of “have NO bias”. Freudian slip? Anyway, fixed it :)
stinking_badgers t1_iuig7fu wrote
I mean, he’s the Republican nominee. That didn’t happen because of the Vermont subreddit. If some people on here get educated about him that’s a positive.
jujubeee t1_iuilw1o wrote
I got that text too and flagged it as spam
JaxBratt t1_iuipg53 wrote
Yeah, I apologize to all actual ducks out there. Our fine feathered friends deserve better.
Divio42 t1_iuiq3pu wrote
Well fuck a duck. Or an eagle...
Divio42 t1_iuitpal wrote
This Gerald Malloy is quite absurd
He'll try to get it on with a bird
Any breed he will fuck
Ostrich, eagle, or duck
He is really just a massive turd
whaletacochamp t1_iuiyrvx wrote
I had HughesNet for awhile - I would get all kinds of crazy ads. Mostly for Arizona candidates for whatever reason. Starlink is doing a bit better.
whaletacochamp t1_iuiyzno wrote
My phone number is a number you would easily make up if trying to make a fake phone number. The result is that two people in VT use my number for all kinds of shit and I get all kinds of texts targeted at them. Well apparently someone in Minnesota has started using it too as well as PA because I get no fewer than 3 MN/PA political texts per day.
mitchnmurray t1_iuj5wc1 wrote
Let’s say you were in middle school, and you and your buddies started a band, and your other stoner buddy said he could draw you a logo for your band. That’s who Malloy is.
youvegotnail t1_iujyr1c wrote
Maybe a sick ostrich
Walnut2001 t1_iufqlxd wrote
An asshole