Can't unsee (explained in comments)Submitted by FyuckerFjord t3_yheb3i in vermont
potato-balls t1_iufkkvo wrote
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Do you hold the camera for your wifes boyfriend willingly or are you forced?
VinylTaco t1_iufksff wrote
That's a rather odd response. I don't see how this response has anything to do with one of the largest crops worldwide. I'd be curious as to how this conclusion came about. Could you elaborate?
potato-balls t1_iufli6z wrote
Yes, as your wife is out with her boyfriend they come home hot and heavy, booze on the breath...they start kissing and taking off clothes in front of you and he hands you his cell phone saying..."can you record this"...you sip you glass of soy milk and say yes sir...long atory short, she gets a cream pie and you grab a towel to clean her up while he drinks your beer..
VinylTaco t1_iufm4ho wrote
I am lactose intolerant. I don't get the insult. Thanks for noticing my allergy. That's rather nice of you.
potato-balls t1_iufm8ni wrote
Thats probably why your wife finds cream behind the Wendy's dumpster
VinylTaco t1_iufmnb2 wrote
Why Wendy's?? Is that your favorite fast food in VT? Also, why would an allergy create this reaction?
potato-balls t1_iufmupu wrote
Everyone knows to go behind a Wendy's dumpster...do you live under a rock? The reaction is caused by he thinking she married a man with testosterone only to find a pile of estrogen
VinylTaco t1_iufnlsg wrote
If you have some empirical evidence to support this, share
potato-balls t1_iufpm7f wrote
I.e. u/VinyleTaco.
VinylTaco t1_iufps6l wrote
It was fun. Hope your work week goes well!!
potato-balls t1_iufq15v wrote
Id say the same for you but i doubt you work or will have a tough shift in the cuck mobil
VinylTaco t1_iufqb96 wrote
Forklift operator. Though your projection does make for an interesting thesis in clinical psychology.
potato-balls t1_iufqttm wrote
Congratulations on your forklifting job that i was able to do at 12 years old. I hope you make millions
VinylTaco t1_iufr2vi wrote
That's impressive! Congrats for that.
Be praying for you thrive in the world. Also, for you and your loved ones to do well.
potato-balls t1_iufr7ie wrote
Thanks, only took a 5th grade level to really turn pro
VinylTaco t1_iufrcuq wrote
That narrative does help the upper class think blue collar jobs should not be paid well.
potato-balls t1_iufriqr wrote
No mines blue collar all day, im just saying a 5th grader can do it....because i did in 5th grade
potato-balls t1_iufpv6r wrote
Youre a great example...although your wife was probably born with a long cylinder for a vag but you should get the point by now...maybe hop on a short bus and strap that helmet on and youll take the reading rainbow express to class
VinylTaco t1_iufqdgf wrote
Whoa whoa. What's wrong with the reading rainbow?! LeVar is an amazing person. Chill.
potato-balls t1_iufr1c8 wrote
Im sure your buddies love lubbing up the forks at your important forlift job. I imagine you guys use your mouths when your hands are full of hard metal
Homiealmaya t1_iug0wnb wrote
This is so specific I’m pretty sure it’s projection
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