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fjwjr t1_j7pvmlk wrote

Used to have bomb threats when I was in school.

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PuddleCrank t1_j7pxl5a wrote

Yeah, but everyone knew those weren't credible. No delinquent is going to apply themselves enough to make a bomb.

Pick up a firearm on a bad day, and tragically cut short the lives of fellow schoolchildren that's just too damn easy....

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fjwjr t1_j7pxuls wrote

Ah, the good old days….

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jsudarskyvt t1_j7pygm2 wrote

Right. Only had to worry about nuclear annihilation from Russia back then. And then congress actually had our backs.

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fjwjr t1_j7pzstg wrote

Yup, duck and cover drills. They were the best…

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Otto-Korrect t1_j7qfek6 wrote

Yup, who'd have thought that you were safe from radiation if you hid under a school desk! They must have been lead lined.

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PuddleCrank t1_j7pyj1k wrote

Right, just a big old brown bag a wires to get out of a biology test that, ultimately, Kevin failed anyway. (At least have the decency to leave a mystery package in the hallway after lunch so we can go home.)

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