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SisyphusRocks7 t1_j457p2n wrote

If it helps, male ducks are horribly misogynistic rapists with torture implements for penises. They pretty much all deserve to be eaten with hoisin sauce.

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TooSubtle t1_j45k51b wrote

Yeah, that's part of the reason they're number 1. It's the confluence of tastiness and personality that defines the list. Goats and geese are second and third.

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