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slothdroid t1_j34pj5o wrote

Mary had a little lamb

She tied it to a pylon

Ten thousand volts went up its ass

And turned its wool to nylon

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Bairy_Halls t1_j34zphx wrote

Mary had a little lamb
It was full of fun and frolics
It tried to jump a barbed wire fence
and ripped off both its bollocks

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Boogzcorp t1_j360v9g wrote

Mary had a little lamb, It's fleece was black as charcoal, and every time it jumped the fence, You could see it's little eyes roll...

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