OuttatimepartIII t1_j6dxtaf wrote
It's like these people take the wrong kind of notes after watching prophetic dystopian science fiction
Low_Soul_Coal t1_j6e6xec wrote
Well you’re looking at their point of view incorrectly.
The people that are taking the notes are the people that would end up in the high towers where the sunlight reaches.
So warnings to us are roadmaps to them.
SolarSmelter t1_j6f9nex wrote
There won’t be any dystopian overcoming for them when I make grimaced facial contortions directed at their mannecameras to analyze. Their system will self-destruct with all the expressions I can cycle through in a second. I’ll be standing at the foundation of their ivory towers kicking them until they fall, all the while my doo doo farts in the act rise stinky clouds above their glass ceilings. Instead of the sun, they will see a gaseous brown piece of what I did to a glazed turkey dinner the night before with the many visages of my profile superimposed over their disastrous nightmare of a victorious sky.
starwarsman05 t1_j6fx7ld wrote
>There won’t be any dystopian overcoming for them when I make grimaced facial contortions directed at their mannecameras to analyze. Their system will self-destruct with all the expressions I can cycle through in a second.
hahaha
Hand-Picked-Anus t1_j6g56v4 wrote
I had a girlfriend like that once.
AndYouDidThatBecause t1_j6haeb5 wrote
You dated mannequins too?
immersemeinnature t1_j6g6v47 wrote
My god. Are you me?
Boxes_Are t1_j6ln0dp wrote
That's beautifully written; very creative.
Nervous-Daikon-5393 t1_j6e8y6l wrote
So true
BrokenEye3 t1_j6enik6 wrote
Fuck those rich assholes and their magic sky castles
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PoopIsAlwaysSunny t1_j6h2e1o wrote
No, they’re not. They’re engineers.
The people in high towers don’t do work.
OuttatimepartIII t1_j6hif70 wrote
Damn good way to look at it
loquacious706 t1_j6emy07 wrote
Yeah, and they could like... Just ask me.
If there was a poll next to the mannequins I would be happy to let them know how I feel. What it generally boils down to is I want longer tops, deeper pockets, and stop cutting random holes in everything. Can their dystopian video surveillance catch all of that?
BrokenEye3 t1_j6f8iel wrote
Please speak directly into the mannequin
iGaveYouOneJob t1_j6fewsk wrote
into the other hole please, sir
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monkeypox_69 t1_j6ewsnc wrote
It's just people looking to make money by putting surveillance equipment in everything.
Czexxi t1_j6fdr4c wrote
Right!? 1984 was a warning, not a how-to manual.
Iron_Garuda t1_j6koo6p wrote
They watch them and think “hmmm that looks profitable.”
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