What could go wrong with sitting on a murder log?

I see no way this could backfire

What would they fire out of their back?

Now I’ve seen everything.

Now I’ve seen everything.

I wonder what would make the crocodiles in that area so docile. Something in the water, perhaps?

Fire obviously.

Knock on door of home in Burkina Faso

Woman opens the door a crocodile sits there as the woman turns she shouts

"Englebert your friend Arnold wants to know if you want to go out to play today?"

Englebert"No Mommy, Arnold's mean he bit my leg off!"

Woman "Hush child he didn't mean it and besides you've still got one leg left and you've gotten so good at hopping. He says he'll cry if you don't go out to play."

Sign me up.

they're a different species (west african crocodile) that's much less aggressive than the more well known nile crocodile

They're West African Crocodiles, not Nile Crocodiles. A smaller and much more docile species.

Not that they aren't dangerous, they are known to attack and have killed people from time to time, but there's a long history of humans handling them - sometimes literally - in ways that would be considered suicidal if attempted with Nile crocs. Even going as far back as Pharaonic Egypt people knew there was a difference between the two and knew which one they'd rather get close to.

Or the later aligator.

Very good 👍

Crocodile tears.

Also happens to be the epicentre of missing children and found child-size shoes.

/s

>A study in 2015 that included 16 captive "Nile crocodiles" in 6 US zoos (almost a quarter of the "Nile crocodiles" in AZA zoos) found that all but one were actually West African crocodiles.

Huh so all these western zoo workers are in for a rude awakening if they try to handle a Nile croc

All hail Offler!...

What a weird coincidence

What about the investi gator