Sirscraticus t1_j6ccfnq wrote
Knock on door of home in Burkina Faso
Woman opens the door a crocodile sits there as the woman turns she shouts
"Englebert your friend Arnold wants to know if you want to go out to play today?"
Englebert"No Mommy, Arnold's mean he bit my leg off!"
Woman "Hush child he didn't mean it and besides you've still got one leg left and you've gotten so good at hopping. He says he'll cry if you don't go out to play."
PewHefner t1_j6ctfnd wrote
Crocodile tears.
fender8421 OP t1_j6ccmim wrote
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