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fender8421 OP t1_j6c2vyl wrote
I see no way this could backfire
timmyboyoyo t1_j6c3b16 wrote
What would they fire out of their back?
tossitlikeadwarf t1_j6c9mys wrote
Fire obviously.
allenout t1_j6cxcoo wrote
Also happens to be the epicentre of missing children and found child-size shoes.
/s
fender8421 OP t1_j6ejqlw wrote
What a weird coincidence
Refreshingpudding t1_j6d84bo wrote
>A study in 2015 that included 16 captive "Nile crocodiles" in 6 US zoos (almost a quarter of the "Nile crocodiles" in AZA zoos) found that all but one were actually West African crocodiles.
Huh so all these western zoo workers are in for a rude awakening if they try to handle a Nile croc
BrokenEye3 t1_j6c7bbw wrote
I wonder what would make the crocodiles in that area so docile. Something in the water, perhaps?
WhenTardigradesFly t1_j6cf25x wrote
they're a different species (west african crocodile) that's much less aggressive than the more well known nile crocodile
BannedFromEarth t1_j6cjvsg wrote
Or the later aligator.
[deleted] t1_j6cmabj wrote
Very good 👍
DirtyDanTheManlyMan t1_j6fd4z7 wrote
What about the investi gator
IrrelephantAU t1_j6cfkpr wrote
They're West African Crocodiles, not Nile Crocodiles. A smaller and much more docile species.
Not that they aren't dangerous, they are known to attack and have killed people from time to time, but there's a long history of humans handling them - sometimes literally - in ways that would be considered suicidal if attempted with Nile crocs. Even going as far back as Pharaonic Egypt people knew there was a difference between the two and knew which one they'd rather get close to.
Sirscraticus t1_j6ccfnq wrote
Knock on door of home in Burkina Faso
Woman opens the door a crocodile sits there as the woman turns she shouts
"Englebert your friend Arnold wants to know if you want to go out to play today?"
Englebert"No Mommy, Arnold's mean he bit my leg off!"
Woman "Hush child he didn't mean it and besides you've still got one leg left and you've gotten so good at hopping. He says he'll cry if you don't go out to play."
PewHefner t1_j6ctfnd wrote
Crocodile tears.
fender8421 OP t1_j6ccmim wrote
Sign me up.
miemcc t1_j6dbjm1 wrote
All hail Offler!...
itsastonka t1_j6c6ne1 wrote
Now I’ve seen everything.
itsastonka t1_j6c6nof wrote
Now I’ve seen everything.
pyrexslide t1_j6c2udu wrote
What could go wrong with sitting on a murder log?