Submitted by Sea-Mastodon2775 t3_10ggmsu in todayilearned
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hatersaurusrex t1_j52lpce wrote
Mine leaves fingerprints all over the front storm door constantly.
Jaded_Prompt_15 t1_j52ole7 wrote
It works on phone screens too
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James_Me_17 t1_j52w75c wrote
Or a person’s fingerprint is its dog nose.
KungFuGarbage t1_j52w9vf wrote
Stupid fucking title. Goddamn this subreddit fucking sucks.
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Jeraimee t1_j530w2w wrote
Came for this.
ReferenceUnhappy5360 t1_j533dj6 wrote
My dog's nose is a finger?
monkeypox_69 t1_j53hvqp wrote
The nose knows
BanjosAndBoredom t1_j53yjl3 wrote
No, a dog's nose is it's nose.
A dog's noseprint is unique just like human fingerprints are unique.
A dog's noseprint is like a human's fingerprint in that regard.
But a dog's nose is not a fingerprint. It's a nose.
thehumandumbass t1_j54o35u wrote
Wait is that how the government was able to catch my dog running a Ponzi scheme?
bynarySearch t1_j54xgb8 wrote
It’s literally not.
LeapIntoInaction t1_j57kj3r wrote
Yeah, if you find a dog's nose, and then find a matching dog without a nose, you've identified your culprit.
yayapfool t1_j52lke6 wrote
Damn that's cute.