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GarbageGobble t1_j4bwg1c wrote

“Funnyman” sounded really dumb until I started to think about the advanced calculations required to come up with Superman.

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Singaya t1_j4dbato wrote

"How about a human, but faster and stronger?"

"BRILLIANT!"

Even worse was when they started adding powers. Like, this one time Superman flew really fast, around the planet, counterclockwise (of course) to go back in time. I mean it's one of my earliest memories: "are you fucking kidding me?"

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Sgt_Fox t1_j4e6ga6 wrote

He once sneezed a universe into existence. Considering when he started he couldn't fly, but "leap over buildings in a single bound", that's quite the power up

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GarbageGobble t1_j4ebvh9 wrote

If earth spin forward make day increase, earth spin backward make day go back!

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