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mic3ttaa OP t1_j2czfhf wrote
maybe if they replace it with a black stone
kelldricked t1_j2d8olx wrote
You probaly notice it straight away because suddenly there is something that does reflect light, or nothing which blocks it anymore.
Lets say you have a house on a remote hill with a balcony filled with torches and other lights. As you stand ontop of the balcony you will see loads of stuff barely because everything reflects light. You will see the edges of the forrest. You might not see it well, but you will percieve something.
If we then put a big screen (lets say 2 meters by 2 meters) with this collor somewhere in the edge of the forrest you will suddenly see a square of nothing. It will be visually diffrent because of the contrast. You cant see it, but because you can see the rest barely you still percieve it as something being there.
If we remove the screen then you suddenly would notice the square of nothingness disseapering.
DltaDFoxtrot t1_j2dbph1 wrote
Jesse what the fuck are you talking about
RichGrinchlea t1_j2dwsld wrote
I'm going for the save here - I think he'd trying to say that you would infer that something was there by the fact that absolutely nothing is there - a null space. Like a black hole you can't see it but infer it's existence by knowing something should be there, even if it's the stars behind it.
This painted diamond I think would be obvious as it would be a big black nothingness in the middle of the room. It's black not invisible.
Von_Cheesebiscuit t1_j2ebse4 wrote
Or, in a hell of a lot less words: You can see the very dark black thing. You would be able to notice if you couldn't see the very dark black thing.
BattlefieldNiblet t1_j2djuno wrote
Bro
What
Pragitya t1_j2dugfl wrote
What is nothingness?
just_ubcing t1_j2dz0at wrote
A everythingness of nothings.
[deleted] t1_j2fd4it wrote
You will see a black screen, it wouldn’t be nothing, it isn’t invisible. What this paint does is prevent you from perceiving the shape of the object. So from afar all you can see is the 2m x 2m frontal area, you wouldn’t be able to tell the difference between just a screen from any other shape.
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FloorToCeilingCarpet t1_j2ezob9 wrote
You gotta romance it out of her.
Elegant_Operation820 t1_j2cnrzf wrote
I hereby name it “event horizon”black. boom, done.
Calces_in_machina t1_j2cvls2 wrote
Evezon
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Estilix t1_j2dfoyx wrote
Name it Blacky McBlackf- oh, no, maybe not...
Then_Frosting_1087 t1_j2fprxn wrote
r/cursedcomments
fulanomengano t1_j2diff5 wrote
I would call it Fuck-Anish-Kapoor Black
jackofslayers t1_j2exr8q wrote
I think that name was already taken by the previous blackest black.
brighter_hell t1_j2fi0ta wrote
Or FAK Black for short
Philboyd_Studge t1_j2cpvtf wrote
Call it None More Black
The_Karaethon_Cycle t1_j2cx8yw wrote
But then what happens when they come out with a blacker black?
RunnyPlease t1_j2czmcb wrote
One more black.
just_ubcing t1_j2dzd76 wrote
None more black_Final
tttxgq t1_j2eh0w2 wrote
None more black_Final v3 Dave updated.xls
mic3ttaa OP t1_j2d5vj4 wrote
blacker black black?
ToxicKrusader t1_j2dll7c wrote
Back in black
Apprehensive_Pea7911 t1_j2dweof wrote
2 Black 2 Furious
queensjenn t1_j2e8hlu wrote
Blacker Than the Blackest Black...TIMES INFINITYYYYY!!!!
Von_Cheesebiscuit t1_j2ebv0x wrote
You mean a black that goes to 11?
timetravel_inc t1_j2cttob wrote
It would be great on an album cover…
Mazep t1_j2dhskp wrote
It's so black... it's like, how much more black could this be?
mic3ttaa OP t1_j2elie7 wrote
00.005% and it's going to absorb 100% of light
Mazep t1_j2eln2j wrote
It's a Spinal Tap quote.
patfetes t1_j2f1hup wrote
I just read the link 🤣
The previous black was: Vanta Black. Designed by Anish Kapoor. There was an artist who made the pinkest pink and refused to sell it to Anish.
Check the terms and conditions https://culturehustle.com/pages/terms-conditions-delivery-information-and-refunds-policy
fulanomengano t1_j2fngyv wrote
Nope, it was invented by Ben Jensen, not “designed” by Fuck Anish Kapoor.
patfetes t1_j2fnlac wrote
I can't remember the exact details. But indeed Fuck Anish Kapoor 😅
BreakfastOnVacation t1_j2ewxkv wrote
Oh, There's Legwork to naming it I'm sure.
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nekomoo t1_j2d8tnv wrote
Chocolate so dark that light cannot escape its surface - The Simpsons
Odd_Necessary1848 t1_j2corxz wrote
Ventablack is trademarked. But its a similar technology here
danhawman t1_j2cwlnr wrote
*Vantablack
gsohyeah t1_j2fgd7b wrote
I'll take a venti black.
ILikeLenexa t1_j2cqczj wrote
And licensed for use exclusively by the Chicago Bean guy.
gently_into_the_dark t1_j2cua48 wrote
Aren't we supposed to say fuck Anish Kapoor!
Monty916 t1_j2d2mqo wrote
Fuck Anish Kapoor and buy Black 3.0 instead!
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how-puhqueliar t1_j2d8zpm wrote
do you read the stuff you post OP, it says verbatim in there that it is
_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_ t1_j2d5be6 wrote
Not according to this article.
Martipar t1_j2cry07 wrote
The estate agents Hotblack Desiato* should license their name to it.
*For a long time i thought this was a type of coffee.
Vlacas12 t1_j2cu69p wrote
Yes. And then form a band called Disaster Area.
And that number they do. That really huge number. How does it go? "Bwarm! Bwarm! Badeer!!" something, and in the stage act it ends with this ship crashing right into the sun. Ship! Sun! Wham bang! I mean forget lasers and stuff, these guys are into solar flares and real sunburn! Oh, and terrible songs.
Monty916 t1_j2d2o4k wrote
Give it a year until the tax problems go away.
vcfromcetos t1_j2cqypb wrote
black
hahahahaaaahaha t1_j2d61s9 wrote
Blackest
cheesefondue t1_j2e4lit wrote
That implies black isn’t a color but a way to describe a color
VantaBlackDobie t1_j2cr506 wrote
Despite my name, I fully appreciate that technological advances have proven otherwise with regards to the subject matter of this thread...
It doesn't mean I'm happy about it though.
That said, I'm still a lovely person. I promise.
fulanomengano t1_j2di4le wrote
Fuck Anish Kapoor
Minuted t1_j2csubl wrote
I bet you're the type that sucks all the light out of someone's life.
mic3ttaa OP t1_j2crgjg wrote
love you
Godtiermasturbator t1_j2cwrdm wrote
And then placed it in front of a black backdrop, eliminating any wow factor
mic3ttaa OP t1_j2d4gom wrote
that's just to prove how black it is
Evnl2020 t1_j2cnvsy wrote
I hereby name you very super dark black.
jakspedicey t1_j2coo3a wrote
Event horizon black guy was first
jaybazzizzle t1_j2cqmn7 wrote
"|Black|"
Tank905 t1_j2cwad5 wrote
Black.
TIL its name is Black.
intashu t1_j2dnwgy wrote
More of a "dark black" I'd imagine.
Badevilbunny t1_j2cqa8q wrote
I name it "notwhite".
slickestwood t1_j2e8odf wrote
Blacker than the blackest black times Infinity
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Littelreislin t1_j2cqu77 wrote
Super black lol
SpaceTheFinalFrontir t1_j2cuxft wrote
Black hole black
pickupBeer t1_j2cvf5y wrote
Back in Black or Black to the future
BigcatTV t1_j2cxlzy wrote
I name it Steve
Imaginary-Middle-524 t1_j2cxnbh wrote
B L A K
OldMork t1_j2cxsqy wrote
my ex heart was still darker
Then_the_dar t1_j2d0a4c wrote
Jokes on you, there is nothing in there.
mangatoo1020 t1_j2d0k5g wrote
Blackest
jppes t1_j2d0lng wrote
Call it veryblack.
matthewsreil t1_j2d1ddz wrote
Black 2: Black Harder.
GriffinFlash t1_j2d2i6y wrote
Since it absorbs almost all light, would it get really hot to touch?
Zorkdork t1_j2d761v wrote
It will definitely get hotter faster then other materials, but the amount of energy shining on it generally isn't enough to make it particularly warm to the touch because it's got really low surface area and indoor lights aren't that strong.
However if you coated your car with this stuff and left it out in the summer noonday sun... it would get pretty hot.
It's pretty close to a black body, so you can use those calculations to see roughly how hot it would get depending on how much energy you applied.
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Highpersonic t1_j2d2xek wrote
It shall not ever end up in the hands of Anish Kapoor
mic3ttaa OP t1_j2d3u4q wrote
I HAVE A QUESTION NOW, what's the definition of black? something that doesn't reflect light or just something dark? is there something in the universe that absorbs 100% of the light it touches (except black holes)?
foofoobee t1_j2ddsch wrote
"Something dark" pretty much by definition is something that doesn't reflect light. How you define "black" depends on the context and just how stringent you want to get with the definition. If you really want to get technical, you might not even say that black holes fully absorb 100% of light. It's true that black holes will effectively absorb all radiation where the wavelength of the radiation is smaller than the diameter of the event horizon (which will typically cover not only light visible to us, but also infrared, ultraviolet, x-rays, radio waves, etc). But black holes will also spit out random photons that are able to escape the event horizon - look up Hawking Radiation. This actually shrinks the black hole each time this happens. So technically, if the black hole doesn't keep getting fed with new energy, it would eventually shrink down and collapse. So, in the (very) long run, even black holes can't be said to 100% absorb light forever!
mic3ttaa OP t1_j2dey49 wrote
that's literally rocket science to me but thank you, omw to google.
The_DevilAdvocate t1_j2d5qt0 wrote
Whole black.
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egoncasteel t1_j2d9105 wrote
I will laugh my ass off when they go to clean the diamond and it turns out it was switched for a fake.
GoGaslightYerself t1_j2daigy wrote
So even more of a blackbody than snow!
thefuzzyone85 t1_j2dcs7o wrote
Call it Black no. 1
Extension-Door614 t1_j2dfopg wrote
I was able to experience this once on a tour of the physics building back in 1972 at ISU. They were creating bead of gold oxidized at high temperature and low pressure with oxygen bleed. The bead was to be used in black body radiation experiments. Looking at the bead was like having a hole in your vision. You really could not focus your eyes on it very well.
goosebattle t1_j2dfyio wrote
[“Everybody knows that diamonds are the most reflective material on earth,” Strebe told artnet News]
Are we just going to ignore this statement?
classicallytrained1 t1_j2eq7qq wrote
huh??
goosebattle t1_j2er4fl wrote
Diamonds are transparent, but not very reflective.
donald7773 t1_j2dtlq5 wrote
The color had a name. It was spoken and absorbed by the color
QSlade t1_j2dtqyl wrote
“Art”
LowSlimBoot t1_j2du112 wrote
It’s called fuligin, that color which is darker than black
Iridium777 t1_j2dub1v wrote
I think we should call it black.
laaldiggaj t1_j2dzy78 wrote
Am I looking at it in the picture? Is it darker than vantablack?
Cycleofmadness t1_j2ebbap wrote
If this artist used vantablack, a BMW was also painted in it a couple yrs ago if you google it.
runswithdolls t1_j2ej2af wrote
A r t
bluelion70 t1_j2ek6vy wrote
It’s called “slightly darker black”
WyrmHero1944 t1_j2eny58 wrote
Blackest
childofGod423 t1_j2f048u wrote
It could be er cover up the light of God!
patfetes t1_j2f128r wrote
Anish Kapoor entered the chat
Corohr t1_j2f72py wrote
Does this look black to you too, Jerry?
Tonyclifton69 t1_j2fa7s2 wrote
Why is artistic project in quotes?
Dmoe33 t1_j2fa9fv wrote
It's called Vantablack.
the_house_from_up t1_j2fcmc5 wrote
Vantablack can "only" absorb 99.96%.
backstage13 t1_j2ffhtp wrote
Vanta Black?
Cosmickev1086 t1_j2fmgt8 wrote
I see it
Ryne_Radio t1_j2fqltp wrote
Smell the glove
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Consistent_Long_6120 t1_j2fts07 wrote
“blackier than black”
Johannes_P t1_j2fvrnj wrote
More seriously, I wonder how much solar panes would produce additional energy when coated with this.
ape_engineer t1_j2d5s62 wrote
Blacker than Venta-black?
milkysway1 t1_j2dlnct wrote
What about vanta black? That has a nice ring to it.
mic3ttaa OP t1_j2dm1dw wrote
It's just written in the article, this black is "blacker" than vantablack :)
milkysway1 t1_j2dmab3 wrote
Vantablacker then?
bhongryp t1_j2fforu wrote
That'd be my vote, just to piss off Anish Kapoor.
Crade_ t1_j2dfuw7 wrote
So stupid..
artisnotsubjective t1_j2cp5q8 wrote
Not a color, just texture
NolanSyKinsley t1_j2cwn67 wrote
A texture that removes all color, and the absence of color is.... what's that? Oh, right, black. Butterfly wings are blue and iridescent, but they are not blue at all, they are actually just shiny, the blue comes from their structure refracting light, so to you "it's just a texture" and not a color? or can color be generated by a structure by manipulating light waves?
artisnotsubjective t1_j2d13nt wrote
Texture doesn't remove color. The absence of light does. No light equals no color.
mic3ttaa OP t1_j2d3jhx wrote
Black does not reflect any light. A surface is called a reflective black surface if it has practically no diffuse reflection but a small amount of specular reflection. If you illuminate it with a small light source it will appear mostly black but will show a dim image of the light source.
paultron10110 t1_j2cqj04 wrote
Well technically all colors are texture/structure based
NolanSyKinsley t1_j2cwxxw wrote
No, not at all, unless you count individual atoms themselves as structures, but even then it is not their structure but their field that emits the light. Blue iridescence on insects, butterflies and birds is created by microscopic structures, vanta black and this absorb all the light with their structure, all other colors are just pigments, the individual atoms emit the specific wavelengths of colors themselves regardless of how they are arranged in a structure.
USAIsAUcountry t1_j2cqfx8 wrote
So no one would notice if the diamond was gone?