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Beau_Buffett t1_j2elbgg wrote

Reply to comment by ILearnedSoMuchToday in TIL a "bum gun" is a type of bidet that resembles a garden hose with a hand-spray nozzle. They're so commonly found in Thailand (both Western-style and squat toilets) that politicians were outraged upon learning their parliamentary building didn't have what some refer to as "ass blasters". by Torley_

Tell me you've never used one without saying you've never used one.

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ILearnedSoMuchToday t1_j2emdms wrote

Tell me you failed in science without saying you failed at science.

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Beau_Buffett t1_j2eofq5 wrote

Says the guy claiming you spray feces all over your bum if you use one.

You've decided all of this in your scientific head.

You should hear what people with countries that use them think about using paper to remove poo from your ass.

If you had poop on your wrist, would you grab a kleenex and wipe it off or go run it under a faucet, professor?

Butt you're right. You probably shouldn't use one if your plan is to place it under your poo-smeared inner buttocks shooting directly upward. You might need to put your knuckles in the toilet water to even attempt that.

Someone here failed geometry and physics. It wasn't me.

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