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joescott2176 t1_j279qhg wrote
You think that's something? Just wait until you learn about bell peppers.
Triskitguru t1_j27c3y5 wrote
Brassica will blow their mind.
colonel_beeeees t1_j27f9zv wrote
Who knew mustard could be so pluripotent
askmeaboutmysciatica t1_j27f3xl wrote
Cucurbita pepo will make them commit acts of mindless violence and rage 😤
Mypopsecrets t1_j27ebb8 wrote
Seriously between that and now beans I'm convinced there are actually only like five different types of vegetables.
Chimaerok t1_j2aokzf wrote
If it makes you feel any better, all the food you eat is just different levels of processed sunlight
Zemi99 OP t1_j27h613 wrote
Oh I went down that rabbit hole when I was growing jalepeños a couple years ago. Started crossbreeding them with every pepper I could get my hands on.
HobgoblinKhanate t1_j27snfv wrote
I don’t know much about bell peppers. I’m guessing the yellow ones are African, green europe, blue America?
EERsFan4Life t1_j298kr0 wrote
They are all the exact same plant. They change color the longer they are allowed to ripen. green > yellow > orange > red.
OSCgal t1_j2a19d0 wrote
Yes and no. Green bell peppers are underripe. But the final color depends on the variety. A red bell pepper doesn't turn yellow or orange, just directly to red. Yes, it looks odd!
Purple peppers and white peppers also exist.
Source: my parents like to grow them.
joescott2176 t1_j27soy8 wrote
Exaclty.
Who_GNU t1_j27bxoj wrote
Also, dogs are all the same species.
BrokenEye3 t1_j27qcas wrote
But only some go to heaven.
(Commander Marshmallow knows what she did)
checkemforbees t1_j28oxv1 wrote
Cabbage, broccoli, cauliflower, kale, and brussel sprouts are also all the same species.
GeorgeOlduvai t1_j29t964 wrote
Hooray for mustard!
Appropriate_Mix4959 t1_j2bio35 wrote
They’re all cruciferous vegetables.
Bee-and-the-Slimes t1_j27cg73 wrote
But how many beans do you eat in a George Wendt bean-eating movie?
greenknight884 t1_j27oeom wrote
WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE A SURVEY?
Ineedtwocats t1_j292b9c wrote
nothing is obscure on reddit, god damn
ImGonnaFapToYourHair t1_j27jee7 wrote
then why do i love pinto and kidney beans but hate green beans
forksofpower t1_j27k74q wrote
It's all about form factor. Pinto and Kidney have a nice skin that holds in the starchy goodness.
Green beans melt and spew out their guts.
BillTowne t1_j27f0q4 wrote
I don't think you meant to list green beans. You wanted wax beens.
Hanginon t1_j27qfid wrote
My Aunt would grow green beans and let them mature on the plant, then pick them after the pods dried and shell the beans out. She would have a winter's supply of small white dried beans not unlike Great Northern beans.
Zemi99 OP t1_j27grry wrote
Nope definitely green beans like the ones you get from a can, they are the immature sprouts of the same species.
yargleisheretobargle t1_j27pwyd wrote
The first paragraph of the article reads:
>Phaseolus vulgaris, the common bean,[3] is a herbaceous annual plant grown worldwide for its edible dry seeds or green, unripe pods.
The words "green, unripe pods" contains a link to the Wikipedia article on green beans.
BillTowne t1_j29iahv wrote
You are right.
wegqg t1_j27nx25 wrote
You're a bean
Ok-Sweetums t1_j27yq1k wrote
A real human bean
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WizziesFirstRule t1_j27ocyt wrote
Magical Trevor...
wistfulmaiden t1_j29qigv wrote
Also if you cook them incorrectly you can get really sick
Bloobeard2018 t1_j2ar39d wrote
I've bean lied to
AliensStoleMuhBrains t1_j2b00ph wrote
Reminds me of how many varieties of plant are derived from cabbage. (Broccoli, Cauliflower, cabbage, Brussels sprout, etc). I hate them all
brokenwound t1_j2bcy29 wrote
One bean to rule them all.
herbw t1_j2egrmo wrote
Show us the DNA testing evidence.......
Don"t have that? Then how do you know? & one in 10 sibs does not have the same daddie, either.
ElectroFlannelGore t1_j27be21 wrote
#ONE BEAN SALAD