attorneyatslaw t1_j2a74yf wrote on December 30, 2022 at 7:35 PM

They have to wash down their hot pockets with something

Ktla75 t1_j2a6jpc wrote on December 30, 2022 at 7:31 PM

Well, someone is drinking it.

Echo71Niner t1_j2b7fpn wrote on December 30, 2022 at 11:36 PM

I thought that's what it said until I read your comment!!

Nagrom49 t1_j2biokn wrote on December 31, 2022 at 12:57 AM

This just in mountain gorilla population desimated with diabetes due to being heavily addicted to popular sugary drinks mountain dew

Roro_Yurboat t1_j2abjnr wrote on December 30, 2022 at 8:03 PM

That's how I get my hydration.

zephyrseija t1_j2bdyj5 wrote on December 31, 2022 at 12:22 AM

Yellow 5 is a hell of a drug.

creggieb t1_j2cf680 wrote on December 31, 2022 at 5:16 AM

I think it was the BVO. Mountain dew nowadays just tastes like carbonated five alive since they phased pit the deliciously unhealthy brominated vegetable oil.

Mountain dew throwback has the old recipe

Rich-Juice2517 t1_j2b7xlk wrote on December 30, 2022 at 11:39 PM

I read mountain goat until i clicked on the comments because i was really confused

jackdaw_t_robot t1_j2baepl wrote on December 30, 2022 at 11:57 PM

They prefer Crab Juice

Chaos-Pand4 t1_j2bzb03 wrote on December 31, 2022 at 3:02 AM

Lol me too

Thunderofdeath t1_j2bia9p wrote on December 31, 2022 at 12:54 AM

Dude same! I thought it was some shittymoviedetails thing hahah

Zachtpres t1_j2c6527 wrote on December 31, 2022 at 3:56 AM

The Mountain Dew-Fall of the Planet of The Apes

qqqrrrs_ t1_j2d39mh wrote on December 31, 2022 at 10:06 AM

It got electrolytes

DragonflySunrise t1_j2bnc94 wrote on December 31, 2022 at 1:31 AM

Came here to say this xD

TIL Mountain Gorillas almost never drink water. They get their hydration from from their plant diet and morning dew. Despite living in rainforests, they also tend to dislike rain and try to not get wet when crossing a stream. They have never been observed drinking water in the wild before 2013

railroadbutterfly t1_j2a5acm wrote on December 30, 2022 at 7:23 PM