>I had no idea why people were calling and leaving me these messages. It was really freaking me out!

Fuck man, I'd be freaked out too! I'd be wondering why it was happening, like did all these people get a psychic message that they should call me and tell me about their depression? Can you imagine if you had answered one of their calls?!?

"Hello?"

"Hi, yeah I'm depressed and I've been having suicidal thoughts."

"Uhh... Okay?"

awkward silence

"Well, uhh... feel better?" click

Not trying to make light of suicide by any means, but holy shit that would be Scott's Tots level of cringe.