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r3eezy t1_iwe6src wrote

Wait. What do life guards have against eyesight?

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Little_Duckling t1_iwe73gh wrote

Don’t you know? Drowning people always yell “Help! I’m drowning!”

/s

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Tellme1more t1_iwepan0 wrote

This guy used his eyes and saved 900 people. If only they’d listen to him at the lifeguard academy and let lifeguards use their eyes.

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Few-Requirement-3544 t1_iwhrr4o wrote

They can’t listen to him because he’s deaf 🥹

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gottaBsodomy t1_iwf13oe wrote

He used his incredible powers of swimming and looking to save lives. A true superhero.

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