Submitted by [deleted] t3_z7eewj in todayilearned
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underthegod t1_iy65ku0 wrote
Dude had beetlemania.
herbw t1_iy6onzw wrote
Coleoptera-phile, please.
MongolianCluster t1_iy83d4p wrote
He needed Help!
albertcamusjr t1_iy7alap wrote
And crabs. Evolution keeps making crabs...
PageTheKenku t1_iy8g7ej wrote
Carcinization
albertcamusjr t1_iy8kkwj wrote
A kenku talking carcinization? you're my kinda people.
DistortoiseLP t1_iyacl6r wrote
An armored ball with legs is a pretty reliable design for a lifeform.
[deleted] OP t1_iyakk2t wrote
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manic47 t1_iy7rh81 wrote
>“An inordinate fondness for beetles.”
There's a great book all about beetles with exactly that as a title.
Arctos11 t1_iy69yaa wrote
Came here to say the very same thing. Nicely done
no_step t1_iy6b2rn wrote
I cut and paste with the best of them 😉
herbw t1_iy6okm1 wrote
And not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it's stranger than we CAN imagine.
The brain isn't that big or good at info storing or processing .Too small.
blumdiddlyumpkin t1_iy8t31e wrote
Not that good at it as compared to what? I’d say the brain is exceptional at info storing and processing. I’m honestly shocked sometimes by how much information is in my brain.
SirGrimble t1_iycsppv wrote
Thank you for helping me understand a referential character in The Last Continent.
pezident66 t1_iy64hfb wrote
I'm so dumb I thought animals and insects were two different things.
[deleted] OP t1_iy6agga wrote
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pezident66 t1_iy6gh6a wrote
Today I learned what I didnt pay proper attention to at school.
SpamOJavelin t1_iy6t307 wrote
I've had a teacher tell me that whales aren't animals, because they're fish.
Bierbart12 t1_iy668he wrote
Bacteria are apparently not considered animals
herbw t1_iy6ove2 wrote
Bacteria live off and on us. We don't live on them.
Let's be clear about colon bacteria, they are longer living and hardier than we are. Long after humans are gone, the bacteria will still rule earth. As they have for billions of years.
We will carry them into space and they will survive us on our habitats and the planets, there, too. Billions of years old, they will outlast us as they have already.
The lowly chloroplasts and MC also will, too. We are just the ways their nutrients are recycled, and increased.
pezident66 t1_iy6ago4 wrote
Barry the bacteria will be happy to hear that, he might be allowed back in the pub.
-null t1_iy66lnm wrote
I still remember that from 7th grade biology.
pezident66 t1_iy6a6co wrote
Same either school or Bloodhound gang getting me interested in Discovery Channel (just joking I'm way older than that , definitely school )
BigBrashT t1_iy68lza wrote
It's okay because they're animals, but not really.
rxneutrino t1_iy68zns wrote
>Approximately one quarter of all animal species known to science and a third of all described insects are beetles.
1/4 of all animal species are beetles, and beetles are 1/3 of all insects. TIL 3/4 of all animal species are insects.
feetandballs t1_iy6nakb wrote
They’re the guys from the math problem.
sweetplantveal t1_iy671te wrote
It's all beetles and bats
jackalpappy1 t1_iy6akwu wrote
Don’t forget crabs.
Envenger t1_iy6aez1 wrote
Nematodes
herbw t1_iy6oax0 wrote
It's Captain Nema-toad to you!!!
Sails on the Naughty Louse.
AnnualDragonfruit123 t1_iy68pi4 wrote
And 25 % of all Beatlesare Ringo!
molotovzav t1_iy6atf1 wrote
My reaction to this: this is fucked up (I hate insects, but I'm not going out of my way to interact with them either so I'm not a super big killer). 25% is alarmingly high, but it's an insect and probably has some crucial purpose in their respective ecosystems.
L0gical_Parad0x t1_iy8zilz wrote
You'll probably hate this fact then. "Integrating data from all continents and major biomes, we conservatively estimate 20 × 1015 (20 quadrillion) ants on Earth, with a total biomass of 12 megatons of dry carbon. This exceeds the combined biomass of wild birds and mammals and equals 20% of human biomass"
Scumwaffle t1_iy69txz wrote
At one point in time 25% of all vehicles were beetles too.
GoblinCorp t1_iy68xvp wrote
I believe this factoid came from a Sue Hubbel book but there are 90lbs of insects for every 1l a of human flesh.
Hope they don't get organized.
Lileowastaken t1_iy6dx78 wrote
If you ask me, ants are already very organised.
tuckmyjunksofast t1_iy6u63l wrote
It is a very good body design.
rimshot101 t1_iy85sdl wrote
I once heard some science guy say that every fourth animal in the world is a beetle. I thought he said every fourth animal in the world is a meal, which sounded more right than beetle.
Xul-luX t1_iy67wru wrote
so, beetle burgers are the future.
WorldsGreatestPoop t1_iy7lg4m wrote
Baby Beetle Grubs maybe.
mogreen57 t1_iy6g45r wrote
But how many know about us?
flippythemaster t1_iy6isdn wrote
I mean, think about how many times you’ve had to buy The White Album. So many different formats….
206grey t1_iy78by0 wrote
Scarabs were revered for a reason.
FuriouSherman t1_iy7p7s8 wrote
And most of them are weevils.
bettyboober t1_iy7sgsr wrote
Ringo.
bettyboober t1_iy7shmj wrote
Sorry Bingo!
T-Rex_Woodhaven t1_iy8d9nj wrote
Fuck yeah UW Madison Extension!
BarbadosNotSoSlim t1_iy8ib48 wrote
My favourite being Moishe
JamCCH t1_iy65nj4 wrote
Depends on how you define species tho
A40 t1_iy68edn wrote
Nematodes laugh at beetles.
herbw t1_iy6o6jf wrote
And not space faring so will eventually go extinct.
L0gical_Parad0x t1_iy8zlsy wrote
Yet.
AgentParkman t1_iy7th5u wrote
👋🏼 *Pyramid emoji ♥️
NovarisLight t1_iy6ekzu wrote
Highly doubt that.
no_step t1_iy64ugn wrote
There is a story, possibly apocryphal, of the distinguished British biologist, J.B.S. Haldane, who found himself in the company of a group of theologians. On being asked what one could conclude as to the nature of the Creator from a study of his creation, Haldane is said to have answered, “An inordinate fondness for beetles.”