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Landlubber77 t1_iwg7r1f wrote on November 15, 2022 at 12:15 PM

A geologist committing suicide really reminds you that tomorrow is never pumiced to anyone and we shouldn't take it for granite.

HotpieTargaryen t1_iwg9wdo wrote on November 15, 2022 at 12:38 PM

This is a really profound sediment.

fidget_click t1_iwgbf46 wrote on November 15, 2022 at 12:53 PM

An aggregate of wisdom.

smuggles908 t1_iwgbopo wrote on November 15, 2022 at 12:56 PM

The advice is rock solid

AssortedFlavours t1_iwgdazs wrote on November 15, 2022 at 1:11 PM

^^^fruity ^^^pebbles

Landlubber77 t1_iwgdzei wrote on November 15, 2022 at 1:17 PM

The erosion in quality of these puns has been seismic.

smuggles908 t1_iwgdyh2 wrote on November 15, 2022 at 1:17 PM

Omg that sounds so good rn

brighter_hell t1_iwgdr2f wrote on November 15, 2022 at 1:15 PM

Gneiss

FrankDrakman t1_iwjudkp wrote on November 16, 2022 at 3:57 AM

This entire thread has metamorphed into this slate of puns.

ProfessorZhirinovsky t1_iwhm7xp wrote on November 15, 2022 at 6:27 PM

Oh? I thought it rather shale-ow.

[deleted] t1_iwhyz9f wrote on November 15, 2022 at 7:48 PM

Well…., don’t jump to conclusions, maybe he had Metal Health issues.

SideshowMelsHairbone t1_iwg8h4q wrote on November 15, 2022 at 12:23 PM

r/angryupvote

Vioarm t1_iwgh4io wrote on November 15, 2022 at 1:45 PM

A gem of a statement