Submitted by DestroyerCrazy t3_z5posl in todayilearned
ExistingPosition5742 t1_iybivgi wrote
Yeah. Seasonal allergies are basically being allergic to plant jizz. Humans kinda caught in the mating season.
Sometimes I look out the window and see the pines dropping pollen and everything covered in yellow, and instead of going outside I just close the curtains, kinda embarrassed, and look away like "lemme give you your privacy". Plants have no sense of modesty.
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