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persondude27 OP t1_isb3dge wrote
And honestly probably tastes like fish.
blech
Funkybeatzzz t1_isb3uq3 wrote
And now I’m reliving the pickled herring in mayonnaise that I ate in Norway.
BusinessDude90 t1_isd2yy8 wrote
Now you're making me hungry, pickled herring tastes amazing.
GammaGoose85 t1_isd22rl wrote
If you live in the ocean, expect fish taste
citizenjones t1_iscanso wrote
Mmm...whale cheese
gasparaspo t1_isb8esv wrote
For reference, a blue whale calf weighs about 15,000 pounds. So 8 pounds is 0.05% of its body weight.
persondude27 OP t1_isbc4zu wrote
That... almost makes it seem reasonable! 21 feet long at birth, so basically the size of a Ford F-350 pickup.
NinDiGu t1_isbr0it wrote
Humans can gain and lose up to 5% of their body weight in a day depending on their intake and exertion.
Professional athletes are on that extreme, and more current trainer care makes it less likely, but American Football Lineman, and professional Hockey goalies can swing up 10lbs/5kg of body weight during a game.
McMacHack t1_isdawki wrote
That's some premium American measurements there
jjpenguins66 t1_isblyc6 wrote
8 lbs an hour? I've done that... :)
Jinm409 t1_isbx2xr wrote
Same here during eggnog season. And guess what's just around the corner. Sigh.
jjpenguins66 t1_isby382 wrote
Right there with you... :)
jtgreen76 t1_isdo79z wrote
Ex wife did too, hence the "EX"
madmurphywashere t1_isb1asm wrote
So they are drinking about 20 lbs of milk an hour Imagine gaining half the weight of your food while swimming all day
jiub_the_dunmer t1_isclj5v wrote
Eating a massive calories surplus and constantly exercising is a pretty great way to put on mass
Crumbdizzle t1_isbantr wrote
I had no idea the blue milk is what gives these Whales their name.
thehazzanator t1_isem35n wrote
Wait what
llihcruhcnosaj t1_isb0xbb wrote
Man, I thought I was the only thing that could gain 8 pounds an hour.
NinDiGu t1_isbr3ch wrote
Drink a gallon of water and anyone can.
PolyJuicedRedHead t1_isb7xq9 wrote
About the same for me and my almond milk.
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Youpunyhumans t1_isbgpxd wrote
1 pound every 7 mins and 30 seconds. Thats some insane growth.
Another way to look at is 1 gram of weight added per second.
Milnoc t1_isca02k wrote
And mommy has to produce those 60 gallons of milk each day!
Judas_priest_is_life t1_iscmbqw wrote
Sounds like thanksgiving.
gamespite t1_iscp36v wrote
New Thanksgiving dinner goals
Superlite47 t1_isd3pcm wrote
Milk weighs about 8 ½lbs per gallon. If the're drinking 60 gallons a day...
That's around +/- 500 lbs. -> about 2.5 gallons per hour.
How do they calculate the 8lbs. gained per hour when they're gaining 17lbs of weight in milk per hour? Is that in addition to, or inclusive of the milk weight they are gaining?
jtgreen76 t1_isdoay5 wrote
Whale milk is considerably different from cow milk
Lamb_clothing_94 t1_isd7b78 wrote
Not gonna lie I read “calves” as in the leg muscle and was very confused how a mammal with only vestigial leg bones had such hearty appetites
Dramatic_Original_55 t1_isdbw5j wrote
Young woo, is that you?
slightlypunny t1_iswuxz7 wrote
Googles: whale nursing (images)
persondude27 OP t1_isxfzir wrote
There's lots of logistics this made me curious about that I'm not about to be searching on a work computer...
PicardTangoAlpha t1_isee935 wrote
Could one domesticate and milk a whale?
Funkybeatzzz t1_isb38re wrote
The milk has the same consistency as cottage cheese, too.