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PrettyPinkPonyPrince OP t1_is4mj4m wrote

* Except for James May because nobody wanted his car.

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TreeBearOne t1_is4vgvf wrote

..i call james may 'choad', cause he's usually between a dick and an asshole

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drak0 t1_is54ko4 wrote

You mean gooch? Or Taint?

You’re a choad for trying so hard at a half inflated joke.

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TreeBearOne t1_is54txm wrote

..different cultures have different words

https://www.dictionary.com/e/slang/chode/

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imintoweridstuff t1_is55i6d wrote

What's wrong with Richard ? Jez is clearly a twat. But James and Richard are fucking gold pal.

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TreeBearOne t1_is55u41 wrote

..james is the man, hammond is ok but he's a bit of a dick, and jeremy is clearly the asshole

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imintoweridstuff t1_is569r7 wrote

I grew up on all of them so love all 3 of them for different reasons. I just don't see it with Hammond.

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TreeBearOne t1_is56l10 wrote

..imo he just leaned into some of the controversial bits a little too much, felt like he was trying to be like jeremy a little too hard at times.

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imintoweridstuff t1_is56yhp wrote

I would love you to point me at some of these.

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TreeBearOne t1_is572jk wrote

..his mexican car rant comes to mind

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imintoweridstuff t1_is57vah wrote

What did he say about Mexican cars? 😂😂

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TreeBearOne t1_is585he wrote

..what he said about the car wasnt the worst bit. I liked hammond when he was being himself, quirky, offbeat, funny, i didnt like him when he tried to be clarkson.

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imintoweridstuff t1_is58f4b wrote

I've watch a metric ton of top gear. When ever I see an ep rerun it's one I've seen. Never once have I seen him imitate jez.

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TreeBearOne t1_is70j8s wrote

..clarkson was so adept at going for shock value that when hammond, who was generally good-natured, tried to be malicious it definitely came off as 'trying to be clarkson', i loved the show but clearly not as much of a fan as you.

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imintoweridstuff t1_is71d0a wrote

Ngl I hate the show. I really actually do. I hate it with a passion like no other. Having said that I love the hosts and the chemistry. My dad was a bit shit when we were younger. A sit down and shut up. Seen and not heard kinda dude. I had to watch almost a comical amout of top gear. I don't even like cars. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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TreeBearOne t1_is71z06 wrote

..but their chemistry was due to clarkson being an asshole, hammond being funny and may being analytical. When hammond was being malicious it didnt feel genuine to me.

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imintoweridstuff t1_is74cmv wrote

I do get that. Having said that sometimes it's fucking impossible to find a good thing to say about something. Like a Nissan cube. Who in the fuck could put a positive spin on that?

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las61918 t1_is6p1qw wrote

Chode is a dick thicker than it is long. Like a tuna can

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alow2016 t1_is6qjf7 wrote

Wide as a pancake and as long as my big toe

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TreeBearOne t1_is6s67b wrote

..https://www.dictionary.com/e/slang/chode/

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