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BostonBlueDevil t1_iufacww wrote

I just read that whole article to not at any point find out what was in a Raines sandwich. Kind of bullshit.

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Boomer848 t1_iufdzsk wrote

“an old desiccated ruin of dust-laden bread and mummified ham or cheese”. I doubt there was a recipe, by the sounds of it. Start with bread that sounds like a 2x4 when you strike it against the table, add fuzzy cheese, maybe a slice of over-aged sandwich meat, skip the mayo, that will just smell foul (fowl? Because it’s made of eggs?) add some sauerkraut, just to make sure it smells kinda funky, and bam! You got a soup going… no, wait, that’s a sandwich.

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ConstructionReady379 t1_iug6pla wrote

“Mmmm mummified ham you say? You have my attention sir.”- 18th century Aristocrat

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Remarkable-Storm-738 t1_iufeivy wrote

I'm guessing it was more like a code word. I know it's not in the same realm but kind of like ordering an Angel Shot in some bars. So in this case they're ordering a "sandwich" but they really are ordering booze

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0ranje t1_iug9njo wrote

Or, hear me out, it could be exactly as written in the article, where it says the sandwich (of whichever inferred composition) was plopped down with drink, then picked up again to be served with the next order and kept in rotation for aboot a week.

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GeoSol t1_iufdqfn wrote

Well you saved me the time to bother, as that was the only thing i wanted to know.

Thx o/

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BookerCatchanSTD t1_iug3tx8 wrote

You didn’t save time at all it is literally within the first six lines of the article. Don’t take the comments of Internet strangers seriously. In this case, you’ve relied on the word of an illiterate gorilla.

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GeoSol t1_iugeq9f wrote

Yikes!

How did he miss the specific explanation in like the 6th line of the first paragraph?

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BostonBlueDevil t1_iuhuoh1 wrote

Lol I don’t know who hurt you but I’m sorry your life is so sad :( I am quite certain that I am much, much smarter than you, but congrats on skimming the first paragraph slower than I did!

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