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SatanicPreacher t1_iqoxo0z wrote
Day 5835: 10ml of ejaculate. Today was a big one.
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benefit_of_mrkite t1_iqovy3v wrote
Wonder if they had PhD candidates back then.
“Yes I will sponsor you but part of your lab duties will include weighing my food and excrement.”
Ameren t1_iqrloxs wrote
>Wonder if they had PhD candidates back then.
They did! Since the early days of the European university system (since the 1100s or so), graduate students have worked under the tutelage/mentorship of one or more advisors as part of their education. As a STEM PhD myself, academic genealogy is fun to look into. For example, Sir Isaac Newton had a student, who had a student, and so on, who eventually had me.
Santorio became the chair of Theoretical Medicine at the University of Padua, which was a very well-known and respected institution (Galileo also taught there, for instance). I'd have to do some digging, but I'm sure he had plenty of PhD students whose lineage continues to the present day.
m945050 t1_iqturpz wrote
An educational example of KJV's begets.
youngmindoldbody t1_iqoznox wrote
The Insensible Perspiration of Santorio Santorio just screams movie title.
SterlingTyson t1_iqp9oj2 wrote
Wes Anderson?
darth-ignoramus t1_iqr6w8t wrote
Or Shane Carruth's comeback film?
Annieone23 t1_iqwj94a wrote
So unfilmable, legendary sounding, and a tease to decades to come?
ShortOldFatGuy t1_iqr4i8w wrote
Preferably a Muppet movie.
ideographic t1_iqn8zjc wrote
What a shit job.
Mysterious_Glass_692 t1_iqntm0i wrote
Don't you realise how much of his blood, sweat and tears literally went into this past time?
Devadander t1_iqncoab wrote
He lived 1561-1636
dishonourableaccount t1_iqnfp4z wrote
You made a typo, the wikipedia entry says 29 March, 1561 – 25 February, 1636.
That’s 74 years, not 114.
Devadander t1_iqnhfe7 wrote
Thanks, fixed
Alphal66 t1_iqp4ctz wrote
thats pretty long for that era
dishonourableaccount t1_iqp5dhu wrote
114 would be for sure, but it's a misconception that people died much earlier in pre-modern times. Assuming you made it past the much higher chance of infant mortality and childhood diseases, odds are you could make it to 70 years old just like nowadays.
Swordidaffair t1_iqs6lku wrote
Thank you, silly how the idea that people only lived til like 18 spread.
GozerDGozerian t1_iqycbjo wrote
That’s what she said!
haggisbasher16 t1_iqnqwyp wrote
I suppose there was no concept of fuel/energy then so I can see where the idea of perspiration came from
ColbyL93 t1_iqplqlk wrote
“God dammit I put the food on the poop scale again”
Perpetual_Doubt t1_iqqfgrn wrote
Deduct it or eat it
zip_tack t1_iqqbpjz wrote
He actually did calculate the correct amount of fluid loss via breathing etc. We add about the same amount if the patient is totally dependent on intravenous fluids.
BurrrritoBoy t1_iqn7dlu wrote
That is a load of crap.
beepo7654 t1_iqq6n2o wrote
Today we name his process, Instagram
CrieDeCoeur t1_iqnshpk wrote
I guess one's perspiration would be insensible if it was poop instead of sweat.
PorkyMcRib t1_iqp7le1 wrote
I bet he was a blast at parties.
thedugsdanglies t1_iqoi534 wrote
One hundred courics
MrMastodon t1_iqop6i5 wrote
Couric.
As in Katie Couric.
MrTidels t1_iqq59y8 wrote
Hope they used separate scales…
Aelok t1_iqrcq26 wrote
He discovered metabolism, not germs.
SixedSigma t1_iqnow7p wrote
LOL first “qualitative” scientist. AKA “measurable” scientist. Makes sense
robottikon t1_iqq6m2z wrote
I suppose you meant quantitative
SixedSigma t1_iqrcg7g wrote
Lmaooo indeed
pagelsgoggles t1_iqqwgwu wrote
Santorio Santonio studied santorums.
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Twelvefrets227 t1_iqopuug wrote
BRB...
ideographic t1_iqqps24 wrote
His peer reviews must really have been something.
m945050 t1_iqttv5t wrote
One of the first cases of innies and outies in recorded history.
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want-to-say-this t1_iqqmzr5 wrote
Not at once. He saved it all and weighed it one time gosh.
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TheLeopardSociety t1_iqn4vfq wrote
Now that I've learned this, how have I been made better?
5pl1t1nf1n1t1v3 t1_iqn9kh8 wrote
Knowledge is its own reward.
AgentElman t1_iqnbry2 wrote
You never know. Just like he was not sure of the benefits of recording all of this. Or Tycho Brahe was not sure of the benefits of all of the celestial observations he made and recorded.
We tend to discover that there is a lot to learn from big data. And most of it is things we did not expect to learn.
talv-123 t1_iqpq4zk wrote
You clearly haven’t.
lysianth t1_iqoic2l wrote
You probably gain nothing. Someone with curiosity would look into it more and learn. Maybe they just improve their own diet because of their findings, or maybe they get into research relating to the field.
CombatDeffective t1_iqnslo9 wrote
I mean, 10 years is research... 30 years? That's just a fetish at that point.