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canalrhymeswithanal t1_je1qnoz wrote
Being elbow deep in ass is critical for my research, I assure you.
BrokenEye3 t1_je3gilb wrote
Yeah, except you're actually ass deep in elbow
[deleted] t1_je1ag82 wrote
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fergablu2 t1_je1ecfw wrote
What the eye can’t see, the heart won’t grieve.
ParadiseValleyFiend t1_je2926y wrote
"Hey Science! How's the whole curing cancer or solving climate change stuff going? I'm sure you have tons of new fascinating discoveries that will improve our lives!"
Science: "the tiny face bugs do indeed have buttholes."
AudibleNod OP t1_je2c9xc wrote
Science is pretty good at taking some random information and synthesizing it into something useful or exploring something else new.
Further in the same article they look at the demodex genome and speculate it's at an evolutionary dead-end. Who knows, maybe we can use that against dangerous bacteria or guinea worms.
BrokenEye3 t1_je3gl3y wrote
Different scientists
[deleted] t1_je3w9gj wrote
Whatever assface!
LostMyKarmaElSegundo t1_je2e8hi wrote
I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes!
AudibleNod OP t1_je2enhh wrote
Eyeballs deep in 'em.
TrumpterOFyvie t1_je1gmnr wrote
I can't believe I've gone my whole life assuming those little bastards were anus-free.
Nappy2fly t1_je1zcmd wrote
Everybody poops
BeowulfsGhost t1_je22kfb wrote
Not the mites, they found an anus but it ain’t connected to the gut!
Czexxi t1_je2htyf wrote
Eureka! I found the hole.
PlasticMix8573 t1_je3bglb wrote
Imagine being the post-doc that discovered the mite's missing asshole... The prestige, the glamour, the never living it down.
tanfj t1_je1ms4z wrote
Excremeditation, focusing on all life shares the joy of pooping.
BeowulfsGhost t1_je227q9 wrote
I for one am relieved they finally found an anus…
BrokenEye3 t1_je3ger7 wrote
Fascinating
No-Sock7425 t1_je5bl9n wrote
The bug they tested was just a giant asshole.
AM1N0L t1_je9sebs wrote
Oh good.
chrisreddit8888 t1_je1kqxg wrote
Are we sure? Sometimes researchers don't know their ass from their elbow.