Mondale: Hello, Jimmy, I love you. I am going to make a delicious dinner meal.

Reagan turns around and shoots Mondale in the head

Mondale fucking dies

Reagan: Jimmy, your VP is dead. Do an order of peanuts for dinner.

Carter: Okay, Raygun.

Carter: Hello, can I get a box of peanuts for 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue?

Reagan awkwardly caresses Carter

Reagan: Now, it is time for Democrat - Republican bonding. Bond with me, Jimmy.

Carter and Reagan sit down to watch the tube, Reagan is holding a pistol in his left hand

Doorbell rings

Carter answers the door

Deliveryman: Here are your peanuts.

The peanuts fly from the Deliveryman's hands, decapitating Reagan

Reagan: Oh, shit.

Reagan fucking dies

Carter: Just another day in the Carter Administration.

Carter wins a second term

Rod Serling: (narrating as the ending credits roll) You unlock this door with a key of imagination, beyond this is another dimension. A dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You are moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas, you've just crossed over into THE TWILIGHT ZONE. DUN DUN. YEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

Brief shot of Horatio Caine donning his favorite sunglasses

THE END