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widdrjb t1_jdsm0xl wrote

I saw a video of one swallowing a whole pigeon today. Horrible bastards.

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horkus1 t1_jdstr57 wrote

I’ve only seen a video of one swallowing a live rat. Barf.

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snave_ t1_jduitto wrote

I saw one ingest a half eaten chicken leg a few weeks back. Chippy thief just grabbed the abandoned leg in its beak, looked up, and deep-throat choked down the whole leg bone -- and all the gristly shit attached -- like a magnum dong.

People say you cannot see expressions or emotion on a bird's face. I disagree. A minute later I saw avian regret. There are simple physical constraints that can only be overcome in a non-Euclidean stomach. This however was not the Tardis but a mere mortal beach chook. It hobbled a bit and then awkwardly and with obvious physical distress and difficuity, asymmetrically stumble-flew away into an empty lot.

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Xploited_HnterGather t1_jdspm2p wrote

I want to see.

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Pope_Cerebus t1_jdt0fng wrote

Also, the one where a gull ate a live rabbit whole. These things are frightening.

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