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tetoffens t1_jd38xhv wrote

Huh, didn't know about this assassination attempt on FDR. And glad I do now, for the funny mental image.

So Giuseppe Zangara decided to try to shoot Roosevelt while he was surrounded by a crowd of people. The problem was Giuseppe was only 5 feet tall. So in order to try to line up his shot and actually see what he was shooting at, he stood on a wobbly chair and then used the shoulder of the woman (who was only a few inches taller) in front of him to try to keep the gun still while he fired.

It's just...I don't want to be one of those people who makes fun of people for their height but come on. Tiny assassin. Makes me think of the guy from the 3rd season of Twin Peaks.

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Few-Ad-1381 t1_jd3cebe wrote

Don't underestimate the power of a short shooter, you never know who's packing a Napoleon complex.

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SeanG909 t1_jd3utd8 wrote

Paradoxically, not napoleon. Though maybe he was compensating for his relatively low social standing prior to the revolution.

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Boogzcorp t1_jd6yrjp wrote

What do you mean paradoxically?

Dude was 1.68m

He was tiny...

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ST616 t1_jd73eer wrote

He was above average height for the time he lived in. The average height has increased since then.

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Boogzcorp t1_jd78g4f wrote

Thankyou TED, that was the joke...

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ST616 t1_jd7xsgt wrote

If it was a joke it wasn't a good one

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NoWorries124 t1_jd5pw0t wrote

In the Amazon show and book "The Man in the High Castle", Zangara succeeds in his attempt and kills FDR, leading to the Allies losing World War II

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bozitybozitybopzebop t1_jd6ibme wrote

FDR went to Florida with Anton Cermak, the mayor of Chicago. My understanding is that it's likely the Chicago mob wanted Cermak dead while he was out of town and that FDR may not have been the actual target.

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Jamber_Jamber t1_jd4pid5 wrote

I'm mostly surprised there was never more than 1 person awaiting execution in the fedeal prison system in the US until FDR

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cledus1911 t1_jd4yins wrote

I’m not, until relatively recently if you got a death sentence you got taken out and hanged, or taken out back for the firing squad. It wasn’t a months or years long process like it is now

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nimitzhunter t1_jd5mbe7 wrote

Death rows is more like decades now.

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Archduke_Of_Beer t1_jd5uyls wrote

Plus on top of that, until recently there were very few FEDERAL crimes that were prosecuted with the death penalty in mind. The FBI was still in it's infancy at this time.

Mostly it was up to the states to kill you unless you killed a federal politician or committed treason.

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worldofoysters t1_jd53std wrote

Fun fact: Zangara tried to assassinate FDR because he had toothache and thought it might help (the guy was madder than a box of frogs)

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Commotion t1_jd5sfs7 wrote

He had an undiagnosed condition that caused stomach pain, which started years before the assassination attempt, but got worse over time. The guy hated capitalism and decided to blame his sickness on capitalism/kill a politician who he thought stood for capitalism.

The guy was probably severely mentally ill but it’s a bit different than how you portray it.

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StarChild413 t1_jd5wm5s wrote

Anyone else knew that because of Assassins the musical and the song "How I Saved Roosevelt" (and an interesting thing is, if the song is to be believed he was originally going to try and assassinate Hoover as he believed Hoover was more directly at fault but, to quote the song, "Hoover up in Washington/it wintertime in Washington/too cold for the stomach in Washington/I go down to Miami, kill Roosevelt")

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NoWorries124 t1_jd5pvho wrote

In the Amazon show and book "The Man in the High Castle", Zangara succeeds in his attempt and kills FDR, leading to the Allies losing World War II

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The_Fry t1_jd5o6x3 wrote

Are there any death columns? Is the whole thing called a death spreadsheet?

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Nightblood83 t1_jd4ttyd wrote

Then they added a turn table, hired Suge, and the rest is history.

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ksdkjlf t1_jda4vb0 wrote

Unfortunately this is BS. The term is attested nearly 40 years before Zangara's sentencing. Two earlier attestations from the OED:

1894 Rocky Mountain News (Denver). 12 Mar. 3. " Thomas Jordan, who occupies a cell in the death row at Canon City Penitentiary."

1902 Salt Lake Tribune. 23 June. "Six men now occupy cells in ‘death row’ at the [Utah] penitentiary."

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