zx109 t1_jef9itq wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:12 PM

I thought we lived here because thats where the aliens dropped us off

welcometothespaceoly t1_jefelpw wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:45 PM

We dropped you off on mars, not sure how you got here

killroystyx t1_jefsfmr wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:15 PM

Like that story about the Hebrews of old being descendents of time travelers from Mars who were stranded here when they jumped forward in time to escape the destruction of Mars in a civil war over the existence of magic. At least thats where some of the the people of Atlantis were from before they destabilized it and sank it into the sea(not their fault, poor planning sounds like). And thats where architects of the pyramids were from. ALL the pyramids.

Manos_Of_Fate t1_jefuyag wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:32 PM

I’ll have some of whatever this guy is on, please.

rdyoung t1_jefwvwf wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:45 PM

I thought the pyramids were landing pads for space ships.

Ducksaucenem t1_jefywrh wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:58 PM

I live here because that’s where all my stuff is.

ithinarine t1_jefep0k wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:45 PM

Honestly more believable than a dude in the sky creating us out of nothing.

vancity-boi-in-tdot t1_jegmw3r wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:40 PM

No we live here because God created us in a Chinese lab and we leaked out.

SnuffleShuffle t1_jefh3s1 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:01 PM

Every living creature is largely water, because cells generally contain water.

starmartyr t1_jefoy8f wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:52 PM

Your TLDR is longer than the one sentence preceding it. I'm not sure you understand what TLDR is for.

dauntless26 t1_jefxnds wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:50 PM

TLDR the vast amount of research on this topic. Poster was giving a synopsis of the findings.

FilteringOutSubs t1_jegvrj5 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:44 PM

> I'm not sure you understand what TLDR is for.

Sarcasm, snark, and sometimes a summary

jonfitt t1_jefdltl wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:38 PM

We’re sacks of chemicals with bones to hold us up.

SolarisBravo t1_jefh0ji wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:00 PM

Bones are chemicals too

s1eve_mcdichae1 t1_jegmmly wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:38 PM

"Ugly bags of mostly water."

notdancingQueen t1_jefn6ax wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:41 PM

Paraphrasing dear Buzz, "water, water everywhere"

dandroid126 t1_jefz1u4 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:59 PM

How does that compare to fruits and vegetables, though?

Kolada t1_jeg3t2y wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:31 PM

I mean having another 15 points of water in you is pretty OMG in my opinion

Hydroblitz3307 t1_jegjen1 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:15 PM

I like how you say “live on a planet” like its our choice

Glorx t1_jegu3sm wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:32 PM

Hey you can leave at any time. All you have to do is overcome earths gravity.

TIL A newborn baby is 75% water at birth. A slightly higher water content than bananas, but slightly less than potatoes.

Ragnarotico t1_jeex46d wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:51 PM