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Imbiberr OP t1_jeez1fa wrote
Gordon Ramsay wants your location.
ILoveTabascoSauce t1_jefkeu5 wrote
Trying to redeem himself for that grilled cheese.
flinkebernt t1_jeg3sq3 wrote
I hate that idiot
Keyspam102 t1_jefyjeb wrote
It’s a bit like the ‘what size is your baby’ at every week you are pregnant, I think I had an entire cornucopia inside me, a small bean to a medium eggplant to a cabbage…
thelastmarblerye t1_jefvy24 wrote
Yeah someone is trying to figure out how to create human life using alchemy again.
EdgeDog21 t1_jefw1gq wrote
"Add salt to taste"
EvilMonkeyMimic t1_jeg464i wrote
Edward Elric made this mistake
jayneralkenobi t1_jefomhs wrote
Somebody deep fried them babies
Chabubu t1_jefwdtd wrote
So are they better as bababy bread?
Or mashed babyatoes?
AlternativeBasket t1_jegs8gu wrote
I was wondering if that meant you needed to poke them with a fork before roasting them.
snakeeyeow t1_jeh338c wrote
I feel like they need a banana for scale
Amtherion t1_jeh3gfp wrote
Anything to avoid using the metric system
ChrisGeritol t1_jeel654 wrote
Just FYI, I've already applied for a patent to drain the water prior to birth and rehydrate immediately after birth. I have named my process "jayjaysaver". I'm gonna be rich!
herrsharky1 t1_jeelytt wrote
Sigh.. thinking inside the box again are we?
ChrisGeritol t1_jeewa1t wrote
Dehydrating in the box, to be more precise :)
MrPanchole t1_jef5bg7 wrote
"Where's the fetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?"
PullUpAPew t1_jeh2rpk wrote
"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy."
Singer-Such t1_jeetn00 wrote
Lol :)
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Ragnarotico t1_jeex46d wrote
The human body is generally 60% water in case someone thinks this is like an "OMG" factoid.
TLDR: humans are largely water. This is why we drink water and live on a planet with an abundance of it.
zx109 t1_jef9itq wrote
I thought we lived here because thats where the aliens dropped us off
welcometothespaceoly t1_jefelpw wrote
We dropped you off on mars, not sure how you got here
killroystyx t1_jefsfmr wrote
Like that story about the Hebrews of old being descendents of time travelers from Mars who were stranded here when they jumped forward in time to escape the destruction of Mars in a civil war over the existence of magic. At least thats where some of the the people of Atlantis were from before they destabilized it and sank it into the sea(not their fault, poor planning sounds like). And thats where architects of the pyramids were from. ALL the pyramids.
Manos_Of_Fate t1_jefuyag wrote
I’ll have some of whatever this guy is on, please.
rdyoung t1_jefwvwf wrote
I thought the pyramids were landing pads for space ships.
Ducksaucenem t1_jefywrh wrote
I live here because that’s where all my stuff is.
ithinarine t1_jefep0k wrote
Honestly more believable than a dude in the sky creating us out of nothing.
vancity-boi-in-tdot t1_jegmw3r wrote
No we live here because God created us in a Chinese lab and we leaked out.
SnuffleShuffle t1_jefh3s1 wrote
Every living creature is largely water, because cells generally contain water.
starmartyr t1_jefoy8f wrote
Your TLDR is longer than the one sentence preceding it. I'm not sure you understand what TLDR is for.
dauntless26 t1_jefxnds wrote
TLDR the vast amount of research on this topic. Poster was giving a synopsis of the findings.
FilteringOutSubs t1_jegvrj5 wrote
> I'm not sure you understand what TLDR is for.
Sarcasm, snark, and sometimes a summary
jonfitt t1_jefdltl wrote
We’re sacks of chemicals with bones to hold us up.
SolarisBravo t1_jefh0ji wrote
Bones are chemicals too
s1eve_mcdichae1 t1_jegmmly wrote
"Ugly bags of mostly water."
notdancingQueen t1_jefn6ax wrote
Paraphrasing dear Buzz, "water, water everywhere"
dandroid126 t1_jefz1u4 wrote
How does that compare to fruits and vegetables, though?
Kolada t1_jeg3t2y wrote
I mean having another 15 points of water in you is pretty OMG in my opinion
Hydroblitz3307 t1_jegjen1 wrote
I like how you say “live on a planet” like its our choice
Glorx t1_jegu3sm wrote
Hey you can leave at any time. All you have to do is overcome earths gravity.
bukidog t1_jeeey4e wrote
This surprises me, I would have thought bananas had the higher water content
tacosandsunscreen t1_jeex0qt wrote
You ever cut into a raw potato? They’re wet.
deeperest t1_jefflbc wrote
Try juicing one.
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Jenna_84 t1_jef0qpf wrote
Partial comment stolen from u/cholotariat
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Gelmy t1_jeg0s3u wrote
I just had a stroke reading that.
Neolithique t1_jeg8ixi wrote
TIL
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newredheadit t1_jeeh9nz wrote
My same thought, TIL
GhettoChemist t1_jeejom2 wrote
They taste way better than potatoes though
halfanothersdozen t1_jeeup5p wrote
Just be sure to only eat A Modest amount
ButtCoinBuzz t1_jefagt5 wrote
I find this Proposal to be a... sensible one.
ireply2idiots t1_jegirpd wrote
Hopefully it has a Swift implementation.
Drafo7 t1_jef2onm wrote
You mean the bananas right?
You mean the bananas... right?
TLDReddit73 t1_jeey06b wrote
Be sure not to microwave them though, they can explode and cause a mess.
Koetotine t1_jefb4iq wrote
You can totally use a microwave, just poke some holes in them first, like with sausages.
TLDReddit73 t1_jefizup wrote
Thanks for the tip!
lucidrage t1_jefno4a wrote
>they can explode and cause a mess.
or turn into jelly like that scientist from SERN
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ILoveTabascoSauce t1_jefkieq wrote
r/evenwithcontext
lucidrage t1_jefn9qh wrote
But friends don't know the way you taste
Timballist0 t1_jegu7js wrote
I love babies, but I couldn't eat a whole one.
PM_UR_BCUPSBESTCUP t1_jeegsih wrote
/r/HydroHomies and it’s all downhill from there.
Card_Zero t1_jeehkfc wrote
Bags of mostly water
tolteccamera t1_jefq69i wrote
Ugly bags of mostly water. Let's not try to whitewash anything.
fetalasmuck t1_jegnglc wrote
And then they feed on bags of sand.
Nazamroth t1_jef43rs wrote
How does this relate to cooking time, compared to bananas and potatoes?
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TheGreyBull t1_jeemi58 wrote
So potatoes > babies > bananas. Got it.
IW97HangNbanG t1_jeeng7q wrote
I believe an adult human is roughly 60-70% too
bobeaqoq t1_jef9icx wrote
"Water is the source of all life. Seven tenths of this Earth's surface is water. Why do you realize that 70% of you is water?" - General Jack D. Ripper
A40 t1_jeejsx9 wrote
And without any squeezing at all it comes out of, like, everywhere.
gemstonegene t1_jef1gml wrote
Is that less or more water than an adult?
kore_nametooshort t1_jef9ref wrote
More water. They're wetter so they can survive the first few days. Often newborns are pretty shit at feeding and it's normal to lose up to 10% of their body weight while they get the hang of it.
qwerty-keyboard5000 t1_jef73qw wrote
So if you can walk on top of a baby, you're basically 75% Jesus
FlashpointJ24 t1_jegva84 wrote
You'd also be 100% in jail.
Chefkush1 t1_jeerci1 wrote
Still need to squeeze 3 babies to get a full glass of juice.
FleXXger t1_jeeue2k wrote
But more delucious than bananas or potatoes.
Imbiberr OP t1_jeeymkn wrote
You just Booked a ticket to hell😈
rshorning t1_jef9d7w wrote
So that is what happens to politicians kissing babies?
Hamster_Thumper t1_jeg9sdz wrote
They're secretly giving the babies a taste test with their thin lizard tongues
mth2nd t1_jefkr28 wrote
I hope we didn’t learn this from the Japanese during ww2
cholotariat t1_jeenu9l wrote
Melons like watermelon and cantaloupe are more than 90% water and require a ridiculous amount of water to grow.
infirus t1_jef0t79 wrote
drought remedy I guess 🗿
Imbiberr OP t1_jef133n wrote
LoL 😅
cadillacbee t1_jef80yv wrote
So, essentially, a batatoe
MissTakenID t1_jefgtbq wrote
Or a potbana
cadillacbee t1_jeh4hs7 wrote
Did someone say pot bananas? Yes please
Spiron123 t1_jefxnnw wrote
Banana for.... Hydration.
AUkion1000 t1_jeh276l wrote
Good to know.
( Prepping cooking oil for the bbq )
cayshek t1_jeefpip wrote
Wow, didn’t know this!
zhangxuedong t1_jeejljl wrote
Raw beef is about 75 percent water too.
Yudmts t1_jeekqe3 wrote
This is the type of content I'm here for
Imbiberr OP t1_jeeysfo wrote
Feels nice 😇
catwhowalksbyhimself t1_jeemi14 wrote
Babies are screaming potatoes? Sounds about right.
Imbiberr OP t1_jeeyv92 wrote
Lol 😂
ktElwood t1_jeetu3a wrote
Ugly bag of mostly waaataaaa.
alwayslooking t1_jeeuhw3 wrote
also they are prolific swimmers !
Gringe8 t1_jef3yw1 wrote
Adult humans are 60% water
SeiCalros t1_jef4sbl wrote
huh
i thought that number was higher but apparently humans are only 55-60% water
CannaWhoopazz t1_jef89pb wrote
This is a fun fact! This is what I'm here for.
IAmJohnny5ive t1_jef9b8l wrote
So I can use the baked potato setting on the microwave?
Traffic_Pylon t1_jef9qmq wrote
How much starch tho?
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DemiMini t1_jefgi61 wrote
what a rip off
Vegan_Harvest t1_jefglmh wrote
Well if you've ever touched a newborn that seems right, so damp it's a wonder they don't grow mold.
user10205 t1_jefh6cf wrote
Is this one of those Unit 731 discoveries?
saraphilipp t1_jefhfjt wrote
Gonna need a banana for scale.
TheTendieBandit t1_jefinri wrote
We're nothing but bags of water connected by carbon
spikes2020 t1_jefp9do wrote
So when I say your babylooks like a potato I mean he is not dehydrated.
Alifad t1_jefq7y4 wrote
It's funny, I was watching a panel show called QI and this very thing came up!
DadsRGR8 t1_jefqnzk wrote
And oddly, both are tastier than newborn babies! Science!
BuccaneerRex t1_jefqzga wrote
They do not dehydrate and reconstitute anywhere near as easily as potatoes do.
Unless I bought the wrong kind of baby powder...
Sonyguyus t1_jeft3au wrote
And all three can be made into bread.
ronflair t1_jeftbrp wrote
Interesting. How does that translate to settings on a microwave oven?
Pfacejones t1_jeftv56 wrote
What percent water makes something drinkable? Milk is 87%
Double_Distribution8 t1_jefz6ar wrote
One of the first things they taught us in Webelos is that if you're lost in the desert and you run out of water, babies have more liquid in them than snakes or prickly pear cacti.
stevedorries t1_jefzh9q wrote
So you’re saying a baby is a slightly dried out potato, or a very moist banana?
BVas89 t1_jefzrm2 wrote
This puts a new spin on A Modest Proposal, doesn’t it?
idanthology t1_jeg1wh9 wrote
Apparently humans share nearly 1/2 of our genetic sequence w/ bananas, but only 1/3 w/ potatoes.
SageFrancisSFR t1_jeg1xje wrote
That’s why you should never give babies water to drink. It’s deadly. They burst like a water balloon.
thedvorakian t1_jeg26bt wrote
I'd hate to be the doctor that had to distill babies to generate that number
sharksnut t1_jeg5mns wrote
That's why they crackle when dropped in a deep fryer
Enki_007 t1_jeg7jmc wrote
iPod3G t1_jegcd5u wrote
But which one is closer if you juice them like an orange?
DaShortRound t1_jegdcfz wrote
So a baby is closer to a potato than a banana? I learned something today.
tintedsemiconductor t1_jegfddm wrote
Why does it seem like someone who writes recipes is responsible for making this comparison?
Tuobsessed t1_jeggcia wrote
That why we call them little bags of water in the medical field.
BarnyardCoral t1_jeghef0 wrote
Technically, we're all mostly empty space too, so
RevolutionaryMove357 t1_jegig7s wrote
And in some humans the inteligence never surpasses that of a potato.
AreWeThereYet61 t1_jegli91 wrote
Or a banana.
oep4 t1_jegj6g4 wrote
I can tie a sack of water around a steel rod at the same ratio and make this observation.
rellsell t1_jeglfsm wrote
So, cook time is longer than a banana but not as long as a potato?
santtu_ t1_jeglj3d wrote
What are you implying?
InsuranceToTheRescue t1_jegltvq wrote
Ahh yes, my bundle of newborn, slightly dehydrated potatoes.
gorbok t1_jeglw2e wrote
I’m really more of a “baby is 25% empty” kind of guy.
No-Sock7425 t1_jegmdi6 wrote
This needs to be in r/d&d under field rations: additional information
Red_Sox_5 t1_jegpmz6 wrote
More shitting than bananas, though.
CaptainCooksLeftEye t1_jegpou1 wrote
Is this where we start to use babies as units of measurements instead of bananas? Maybe a truce between metric and imperial? Is this history in the making?
Maybe the Irish will chirp in here?
Imaginary_Subject168 t1_jegqwol wrote
TIL potatoes are juicier than babies
lbiggy t1_jegrf3l wrote
takes pic of newborn with banana for sc- water table
reenign3 t1_jegt65t wrote
I’m sorry but there is no way a potato is 75%+ water
invent_or_die t1_jegzpk4 wrote
Ah, that's why Dad called me a Sack of Potatoes
berreth t1_jeh1ebk wrote
Is it canabilism to drink a baby
knotintime t1_jeh2vn7 wrote
During med school when discussing medication dosage we were told to think of them as little bags of water
monkey_trumpets t1_jeh4c2r wrote
Aren't we all 75% water?
terminalxposure t1_jeh4z4v wrote
Would hate to know how this was concluded. Looking back at how we know humans are 70% water…
LifeIsProbablyMadeUp t1_jeehi1w wrote
So, you can almost make vodka out of babies?
80088008135 t1_jeepvh4 wrote
Why does it feel like this comparison was made by someone writing recipes?