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stay_fr0sty t1_je8byq0 wrote

Flat bottom bags you make grocery world go round.

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AnthillOmbudsman t1_je8hwar wrote

Hey, I run all day and night
I was built by Margaret Knight

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Crosstitch_Witch t1_je8mmyg wrote

My design was very revolutionary~

Then some jerk named Charles Annan

A real pathetic charlatan

Tried to steal it, but couldn't beat her testimony~

Aww, won't you take me home tonight

Aww, set me down, i stand upright

Aww, i swear nothing will ever fall out

Flat bottomed bags you make the grocery world go round~

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wizzlestyx t1_je8n6hr wrote

I've got in-ven-tions to show

No more stiffness in your bones

Bag your groceries in on quick trip form heya

-I'll tell ya!

Oh but I still got my patents

Even though some tried to match it

Big big groceries! You darn better be bagged for meeee

-Now get this!

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249ba36000029bbe9749 t1_je9a3q1 wrote

First thought: "hey, you know what would be funny..."

Second thought: "nah, that song isn't popular enough..."

...opens thread, top fucking comment, right there.

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StoneSigma t1_je8gkha wrote

Idk how or why, but I immediately started reading your comment in the tune of that song!

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stay_fr0sty t1_je8th48 wrote

I assume it’s because you are smart and musically gifted.

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