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Landlubber77 t1_jclw53t wrote

> Henry Alfred Kissinger is a German-born American diplomat, geopolitical consultant, and politician who served as United States Secretary of State and National Security Advisor under the presidential administrations of Richard Nixon and Gerald Ford, and had the dopest fucking hook shot your grandmammy ever saw in her gotdamn life. [Needs no citation, shit was money, son]

-- Wikipedia

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djnehi t1_jclz1dl wrote

“Looking like that, he talked his way into Jill St. John's bed. Enough said.”

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Thaumetric t1_jcmrqdi wrote

They awarded it to him in exchange for not carpet bombing harlem.

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wsf t1_jcmvpjj wrote

Kissinger, a priest and a hippie were flying on a military transport plane. Suddenly the pilot screamed "Both engines just went out! I'm jumping! There are only two parachutes back in the cabin, so you guys will have to figure out who gets them!

Henry Kissinger said "I am the smartest man on earth and I must survive!" He then strapped on a 'chute and jumped out of the plane.

The priest said to the hippie "My son, I'm a man of God and I've led a fulfilling spiritual life. You should use the remaining parachute."

The hippie said "I don't think we have a problem, father. The smartest man on earth just jumped out of the plane wearing my backpack."

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SmokeInMyI t1_jcmxvdl wrote

Globetrotters are from the U.S., and he was a top U.S. government official. Therefore, the word should be spelled "honorary " in this case.

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Spicybrown3 t1_jcnx09i wrote

“You’re only a doctor of ev-el Darth”-Old Ben Kenobi had he met Kissinger

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adamcoe t1_jcpqajr wrote

Well I definitely didn't have "honorary globetrotters slash war criminals" on my bingo card today, but here we are

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