Gemmabeta t1_jcltaby wrote on March 17, 2023 at 7:31 PM

Fuck that guy.

Infinite_Cod4481 t1_jclx8ty wrote on March 17, 2023 at 7:57 PM

What a vile, evil, loathsome piece of work

ryanWM103103 t1_jcmlztf wrote on March 17, 2023 at 10:47 PM

r/iskissingerdeadyet

AudibleNod t1_jcm48p4 wrote on March 17, 2023 at 8:43 PM

If you really want to have your blood boil over Pope John Paul II and Jesse Jackson were honorary Globetrotters. And Bill Cosby has a $1/year lifetime contract.

wraithstrike t1_jclupd5 wrote on March 17, 2023 at 7:41 PM

Even the globetrotters can make a bad pick.

bolanrox t1_jcm3x2t wrote on March 17, 2023 at 8:41 PM

they have lost twice after all

wsf t1_jcmvpjj wrote on March 17, 2023 at 11:58 PM

Kissinger, a priest and a hippie were flying on a military transport plane. Suddenly the pilot screamed "Both engines just went out! I'm jumping! There are only two parachutes back in the cabin, so you guys will have to figure out who gets them!

Henry Kissinger said "I am the smartest man on earth and I must survive!" He then strapped on a 'chute and jumped out of the plane.

The priest said to the hippie "My son, I'm a man of God and I've led a fulfilling spiritual life. You should use the remaining parachute."

The hippie said "I don't think we have a problem, father. The smartest man on earth just jumped out of the plane wearing my backpack."

Landlubber77 t1_jclw53t wrote on March 17, 2023 at 7:50 PM

> Henry Alfred Kissinger is a German-born American diplomat, geopolitical consultant, and politician who served as United States Secretary of State and National Security Advisor under the presidential administrations of Richard Nixon and Gerald Ford, and had the dopest fucking hook shot your grandmammy ever saw in her gotdamn life. [Needs no citation, shit was money, son]

-- Wikipedia

Downtown-Regret-505 t1_jcm1hq8 wrote on March 17, 2023 at 8:25 PM

Murderer

CakesThatJiggle t1_jcnc38w wrote on March 18, 2023 at 2:03 AM

Why isn’t the ICC going after him, carter, bush Obama and co?

danielcw189 t1_jcportb wrote on March 18, 2023 at 4:28 PM

ICC?

CakesThatJiggle t1_jcpp5j4 wrote on March 18, 2023 at 4:31 PM

International criminal court, The Hague

djnehi t1_jclz1dl wrote on March 17, 2023 at 8:09 PM

“Looking like that, he talked his way into Jill St. John's bed. Enough said.”

theoakenwolf t1_jcmo9mq wrote on March 17, 2023 at 11:03 PM

"Wait a second. Where do you shove things up a ball?"

"This isn't a productive area of discussion."

Thaumetric t1_jcmrqdi wrote on March 17, 2023 at 11:28 PM

They awarded it to him in exchange for not carpet bombing harlem.

Spicybrown3 t1_jcnx09i wrote on March 18, 2023 at 5:20 AM

“You’re only a doctor of ev-el Darth”-Old Ben Kenobi had he met Kissinger

adamcoe t1_jcpqajr wrote on March 18, 2023 at 4:39 PM

Well I definitely didn't have "honorary globetrotters slash war criminals" on my bingo card today, but here we are

Greene_Mr OP t1_jcpruuf wrote on March 18, 2023 at 4:49 PM

Neither did I, until yesterday...

[deleted] t1_jclwads wrote on March 17, 2023 at 7:51 PM

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Fit-Chicken5621 t1_jclwnl1 wrote on March 17, 2023 at 7:53 PM

They should have drafted William Beecher instead.

[deleted] t1_jcmqtws wrote on March 17, 2023 at 11:22 PM

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[deleted] t1_jcmu2wl wrote on March 17, 2023 at 11:46 PM