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todd10k t1_ja11tix wrote

OK but it is delicious

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tewnewt t1_ja141ry wrote

The first taste is always free.

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BrokenEye3 t1_ja1e8c5 wrote

♪♫ He gives the kids free samples / Because he knows full well / That today's young innocent faces / Are tomorrow's clientele ♫♪

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gc3 t1_ja27vo0 wrote

And the company that made it was founded during the Third Reich in Germany

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Spare-Competition-91 t1_ja2icty wrote

It's only delicious until you're 18, start to be an adult, eat and drink things that are way more delicious and don't kill you, or do, and move on with your life and stop being a child with child's taste buds.

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todd10k t1_ja2kky4 wrote

who took the jam out of your doughnut?

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Spare-Competition-91 t1_ja39cfa wrote

I'm just fine. Unfortunately, most of the people around me are children in adult bodies.

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todd10k t1_ja3ei1b wrote

I don't think you are fine. None of this is a flex, btw, but I'm 37, i have kids, a house, a mortgage, a loving girlfriend and 2 cars. I have a full time, 9-5 job and i workout, have good friends and a good life in general. I'm a little overweight but i'm strong, not afraid of a fight and in general what you would consider a "mans man".

I still think capri sun is delicious. Just because it is made for and marketed to children does not mean ones appreciation of sweet things diminishes. It is, objectively, tasty.

I understand that might seem purile or even juvenile, and i get that everyone around you acting like kids might get you down. I understand, it's hard when you're taking care of business, sticking your hands into the muck when those around you lounge about and complain about mucky floors while you're covered in mud, but don't let it get to you. Enjoy the simple things, like a delicious cool icy orange flavoured beverage from a pouch, and don't forget to, once in a while, take a moment for yourself.

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Cbanchiere t1_ja3hde3 wrote

No. You turned 18 and thought that meant no more fun. No more enjoyment. Give it all up and be an adult

Fuck that. I still browse the toy aisle and enjoy stuff I did as a kid. Life is too short.

Who wants to drink some Mondo with me!?

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Spare-Competition-91 t1_ja3mc9w wrote

lol, okay dude. Everyone thinking I'm no longer fun because I don't kill myself with terrible tasting mass produced crap is missing brain cells. Probably from the capri suns they drink.

I've lived more in 10 years than the people downvoting me will during their entire lives. GTFO.

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