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Dehvi616 t1_j9iyqdt wrote

God damn, must have been a very slow six months for the local brothels. This guy was a fucking monster class sex machine. When he died escorts and prostitutes came to his funeral. He even slept with his son's wife and his son literally gave the comment that he couldn't blame his wife for it.

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Show-Me-Your-Moves t1_j9jh020 wrote

imagine how many STDs he had

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critfist t1_j9jsb66 wrote

If he hadn't died from syphilis by then he must have been immune.

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AnotherJasonOnReddit t1_j9k2ohu wrote

Either that, or a Mr Burns style "All the STDs cancel each other out" situation.

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jigga_23b t1_j9mbexq wrote

Lol you also have several diseases which have just been discovered, in you

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BearyGoosey t1_j9jp25r wrote

>He even slept with his son's wife and his son literally gave the comment that he couldn't blame his wife for it.

Whaaaaaaaat‽

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red_dawn t1_j9l78oz wrote

“I mean, if you knew anything about my father, none of this comes as a surprise. It’s almost expected - so it is what it is. Anyway, here’s my brother-son.”

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Greene_Mr t1_j9j5gmf wrote

And, of course, Adele H. was his daughter.

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Monticellite t1_j9l1xbq wrote

Sources 1 and 2.

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Lillithandrosemary t1_j9nlnha wrote

This says he tried courting her, then she dated his son for a few months after rejecting him and his poem to her. What is more surprising is that she turned him down.

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Banana42 t1_j9l4vny wrote

That dude must have rubbed his dick raw between writing sessions

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