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Vegan_Harvest t1_j9gtjg5 wrote on February 21, 2023 at 9:47 PM

Can you imagine passing an avocado seed?

KnechtWurstBraet t1_j9gw7s6 wrote on February 21, 2023 at 10:03 PM

Reminds of me of the Madonna song: "Like a virgin"

AckbarTrapt t1_j9h7hfr wrote on February 21, 2023 at 11:17 PM

from the toilet

"Papa don't preach, I'm in trouble deep"

rapiertwit t1_j9hx6wh wrote on February 22, 2023 at 2:21 AM

Your star would not feel lucky that day.

crawandpron t1_j9j9b0m wrote on February 22, 2023 at 10:57 AM

aw man i tried to see if i had a free award but i dont. giving you one in spirit

KmartQuality t1_j9j3nwo wrote on February 22, 2023 at 9:40 AM

Wouldn't be a problem if I was a 2500 pound herbivore that dropped 10 pound turds several times a day.

explicitlarynx t1_j9iymoy wrote on February 22, 2023 at 8:29 AM

Yes 😏

m608297 t1_j9ickif wrote on February 22, 2023 at 4:23 AM

Brings cleansing to a whole new level

its_not_you_its_ye t1_j9jw559 wrote on February 22, 2023 at 2:30 PM

You’d have to swallow it first.

[deleted] t1_j9ho38a wrote on February 22, 2023 at 1:14 AM

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ModernKnight1453 t1_j9hpu90 wrote on February 22, 2023 at 1:27 AM

Were you a butt baby, Mr. Pox?

jeisen85 t1_j9jdhkm wrote on February 22, 2023 at 11:48 AM

My wife knew a gay dude who used to shove the pits up his ass. Some people don’t have to imagine.