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samfreez t1_j9p6xpt wrote
Can you imagine the havoc that'd create if someone got something in their eye while driving, or anything like that? lol
Even just walking along... I'd imagine quite a few people would get dizzy AF if they happened to trigger it.
That said, it'd be pretty epic to have something like these for watching sports and concerts and stuff..
NewCanadianMTurker t1_j9p7b7s wrote
This seems unnecessary. Just do what I do and always carry around a pair of binoculars with you (and ignore the funny looks people will give you).
Subbutton t1_j9p8ag2 wrote
I am assuming it's for close up and not far away because that would be impossible. Sorry to crush your guy's dreams
jamjam1090 OP t1_j9p8p3f wrote
Yea there would have to be some sort of guideline for using it, Iām guessing the blinks would have to be pretty hard to trigger it. Reading came to mind for me as well, especially for an older crowd.
jamjam1090 OP t1_j9p8s1e wrote
zooms in on the eyelash, mocking you
jamjam1090 OP t1_j9p8u6u wrote
Gonna tag you as safari guy now
jamjam1090 OP t1_j9p93lu wrote
Either way, expanding the realm of human vision is definitely a cool endeavor.
Landlubber77 t1_j9pgeh6 wrote
In Japan they had to make a mandatory camera shutter sound accompany the blink because of so many people trying to get upskirt shots on the subway.
BubbaYoshi117 t1_j9pj17b wrote
Her: "Why are you blinking so much?"
Him: "Oh, no reason."
Denny_Colt-40 t1_j9pj6zm wrote
"Shut up and take my money!!"
Flash_ina_pan t1_j9pk19w wrote
Zoom... And enhance!
MangoRegular5858 t1_j9pkq31 wrote
Great, does it damage your eye with time?
RodamusLong t1_j9pn6n8 wrote
I can't believe no one has come up with digital glasses that auto focus and zoom in and stuff.
Need this to take the place of regular prescription glasses. Tired of spending so much on them all the time.
PeachSnappleOhYeah t1_j9polhl wrote
just in time for beach season
jointheredditarmy t1_j9pp4t6 wrote
Safariā¦ right
OpulentOwl t1_j9pptzn wrote
As a 25+ year contact wearer this sounds like a nightmare.
bolanrox t1_j9pqkpb wrote
enhance
enhance
bolanrox t1_j9pqmw6 wrote
yeah i dont want to get into double blinking.. or long blink to return
TheCoolDean t1_j9ps0ch wrote
:O I stopped using it only after two years because of dry eye syndrome!
Edit : wow, why are there so many downvotes, I was just surprised and so I shared my experience..
dvdmaven t1_j9pt7e9 wrote
The number of times I have wished for these when some town decided to save money by making street signs smaller or only on one corner of an intersection.
somegridplayer t1_j9pusbp wrote
*blinks* ENHANCE
mnmason83 t1_j9pzrfl wrote
Ok, who just blinked twice?
Ratox t1_j9q1t0b wrote
How about if you'd have to pinch your contacts to zoom in and out?
educofu t1_j9q4zyr wrote
Bad article.
"The lens created was able to change its focal length depending on the signals generated." That's all, the rest is AI generated bullshit and ads.
Found this bit from elsewhere:
"The lens is made from polymers that expand when electric current is applied. It is controlled using five electrodes surrounding the eye which act like muscles. When the polymer becomes more convex the lens effectively zooms in"
scubasteave2001 t1_j9q55uo wrote
bobcat7781 t1_j9q5jdh wrote
Nah. Bird watcher.
Like George McFly.
Trieditwonce t1_j9q5ka2 wrote
Gotsta make da ones dat kin see bahind yoo for allada peeps aworkin & aplayin in D.C.
jamjam1090 OP t1_j9q5ljy wrote
Every bird watching sesh is a safari in my eyes
bobcat7781 t1_j9q5qyl wrote
And it costs a lot less than six million dollars.
grimmglow t1_j9q6goa wrote
Wife out in public - ''Stop blinking!''
BeatlesTypeBeat t1_j9q8fx0 wrote
Tourette's Syndrome
bobcat7781 t1_j9q8l8d wrote
Let's go birdin' now
Everybody's learning how
Come on and safari with me
(Come on and safari with)
Early in the morning we'll be startin' out
Some honeys will be coming along
We're loading up our woody
With our bins inside
And headin' out singing our song
Come on birdin' baby wait and see
Yes I'm gonna take you birdin' with me
Come along birdin' baby wait and see
Yes I'm gonna take you birdin' with me
etc.
KamiKaze016 t1_j9qaute wrote
I am waiting for the screenshot version of the lense
PdxClassicMod t1_j9qawgg wrote
Yeah I'm just imagining we will just get eyeglasses with ads.
dressageishard t1_j9qcvb2 wrote
I know, right!
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feetandballs t1_j9qimmm wrote
extends collapsible telescope
MetaLizard t1_j9qsfjk wrote
I think it should be more than two in a row personally. But if you won't constantly be using it, like for reading, only having one eye's contact be zoomable would prevent an error completely fucking up your sight.
GriffinFlash t1_j9qxqgq wrote
Me blinking constantly due to eye irritation and constantly zooming in and out making the world spin around me.
Massive_Reflection52 t1_j9qzcbb wrote
I was hoping I wasnāt alone
Ennion t1_j9r2vkk wrote
dkarlovi t1_j9r3rmg wrote
Blink now to find out more.
xKaliMeadows t1_j9r3rs8 wrote
All the times I have double tapped on objects to zoom inā¦ I could just be double blinking?!
TypographySnob t1_j9r75rb wrote
And now I'm hyper self aware of my blinks. Just great.
opking t1_j9rcpvk wrote
Hmmm, I wonder what improvements have been made in the 4 years since the article was written.
Limp_Distribution t1_j9rgfy0 wrote
Bifocal contacts?
scw156 t1_j9rhkyp wrote
If you get some sand in your eye youāll see the far reaches of the galaxy
momolamomo t1_j9riy4i wrote
Until it bugs out and switches between zoom and static forcing you to take them out
Ahelex t1_j9rlk0y wrote
Isn't that kind of what happened in one of the Mission Impossible films, except instead of zooming in, it's taking pictures every time the main character blinks twice?
Whambacon t1_j9rnzvs wrote
I have ābifocalā contacts nowā¦they have rings on them that are for close up and far away. Closest Ive had to natural perfect vision
CyaL8rCrocodile t1_j9rq3p3 wrote
Advertising companies offering free glasses so then only the wealthy can afford ad-free subscription glasses.
FlippantMan t1_j9rvloe wrote
Maybe if you blink more than two times in a row then it doesn't trigger it?
Limp_Distribution t1_j9rwe3j wrote
Dubanx t1_j9s6s7w wrote
Even if it works as intended, you're probably going to blink twice on occasion. Imagine driving and accidently blinking twice.
shorethings t1_j9s7rvt wrote
I would be blinking all day. blink blink. Thatās me. Blink. Blink blink. Blinking and thinking about blinking.
LtDanMrWhite t1_j9sreio wrote
There are cougars on the prowl, I'm tellin you
Gerrut_batsbak t1_j9srfg0 wrote
"shit there is something in my eyes"
Furiously zooming in and out
LtDanMrWhite t1_j9srj4o wrote
Your baseline of free blinks is used up. If you wish to blink again, join our monthly subscription.
dkarlovi t1_j9st1xo wrote
Lenses turn opaque.
Hindulaatti t1_j9t2ssm wrote
> Incredibly, the lens works regardless of whether the user can see or not.
is like saying
> Incredibly, blind person can push the buttons on a tv remote even though he can't see what's on
hornetfork56 t1_j9t3fp2 wrote
Blink twice to enhance boobies
TherianRose t1_j9t45oj wrote
I'm one of those people who double-blinks when I'm stressed or confused. This would definitely make me more aware of the habit!
Sai-Cone t1_j9t797a wrote
Ah yes, Optifine
Maenethal t1_j9tcpa4 wrote
Just change the design so it activates when you do the hand binocular thing.
FerleyAd t1_j9tjfjs wrote
These two comments ā¬ļø
AdairDunedin t1_j9tmihl wrote
thats a pretty good idea
MainSteamStopValve t1_j9tqnwe wrote
Cyberware confirmed.
VeryJoyfulHeart59 t1_j9tryf1 wrote
I think that's sort of what you're doing, except using eye muscles instead of fingers.
VeryJoyfulHeart59 t1_j9ts3gn wrote
What a nightmare!
YakitoCSGO t1_j9tyova wrote
So basically optifine is becoming an irl thing now
issawildworld t1_j9u1kib wrote
No one has come up with it, or no one has come up with it? š¤
Dupak46 t1_j9uq2vk wrote
Enhance!
Upset_Advertising880 t1_j9uqv8f wrote
points ear horn in your direction. what's that now?
thanx4mutton t1_j9yyypw wrote
Ferris Beuler you're my hero ā¤ļøš
[deleted] t1_ja716pk wrote
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Asha_Brea t1_j9p6soz wrote
And when you have a eyeleash stuck in your eye you will see the quantum realm.