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HillbillyHobgoblin t1_jad053u wrote

#US: "Oil is oil!"

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chriswaco t1_jadkqsl wrote

"Dammit, Forrest, I said THE OIL REFINERY, not THE OLIVE OIL FACTORY!" -Lt. Dan

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HotAd8825 t1_jadea0e wrote

I love when military exercise’s go wrong and a bunch of soldiers accidentally wander some where. They always call it an “invasion”.

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HotAd8825 t1_jadi6ry wrote

It’s usually some European country accidentally crossing into another while patrolling in bumfuck no where with no discernible border. This one was definitely more embarrassing for whoever couldn’t read a map that day.

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Paladin327 t1_jadygt4 wrote

Like all those times Switzerland accidentally invaded Lichtensten, and the first Lichtenstein hears about it is when the Apologized for it

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HotAd8825 t1_jae07bj wrote

I was thinking it was a nordic country but I couldn’t remember. But yeah that’s what I was thinking of. Whats the big deal when the “invasion” is among friends.

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RandomBilly91 t1_jaevtk8 wrote

Yeah, theost serious accident was when Swiss artillery accidentally targeted Liechteinstein, causing minor damage to the landscape.

Reparations were paid

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Square-Banana4853 t1_jadh28f wrote

  • all of you under the wall
  • who are you?
  • the us army
  • i dont believe you

Bulgarians, probably

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ElvisDumbledore t1_jad9w3p wrote

This feels alot like a Cyberpunk Gig: "Militech took over a Biotechnica facility and we need you to liberate the widgets they stole."

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Sdog1981 t1_jaee1pm wrote

Then you realize the mission marker is below your current spot and you are actually doing an NCPD scanner gig.

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michaelflux t1_jad1iui wrote

The jokes write themselves.

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CelloVerp t1_jaemtzp wrote

“The U.S. Army takes training seriously and prioritizes the safety of our soldiers, our allies, and civilians. We sincerely apologize to the business and its employees,” the US military said in the statement. “We always learn from these exercises and are fully investigating the cause of this mistake. We will implement rigorous procedures to clearly define our training areas and prevent this type of incident in the future.”

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Squirrel851 t1_jad5uba wrote

Jesus, the army could fuck up a wet dream.

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erwin76 t1_jadrtll wrote

No casualties, take them olive!

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Blutarg t1_jaddzsg wrote

Sounds like a slippery situation!!!

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Sweaty_Assignment_90 t1_jae7lv3 wrote

They came because they heard they had extra virgins.

They left disappointed.

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deadly_chicken_gun t1_jaecnot wrote

You keep that up, and the entire US army will come to un-virgin your olive oil

/s

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