Submitted by HelpMePlz52 t3_1042by2 in tifu
This fuck up happened yesterday and I’m sitting here waiting for the inevitable call from HR.
So a little background, I work a hybrid of two days in the office and three from home. When I’m at home and it’s rather slow as most of our clients are in a quiet period after the holidays, nothing much to do so of course I lounge about all day and move my mouse now and again to make it look like I’m busy. My boss is a middle aged woman who is very old school when it comes to work, she despises WFH and is always looking for ways to get us into the office.
So this yesterday morning I get a call from her saying I’m needed in the office for some reason that is totally do-able from home, I was too tired, a little hungover and had no intentions of going into the office. So I told her I wouldn’t be in today, to which she of course wasn’t happy. So as the day went on she kept sending me stuff that was ‘near deadline’ as punishment for not coming in, it was all stuff that didn’t need to be done anytime soon but she was on a vendetta.
So I worked away at the bare minimum just to show her I was keeping busy, with no ambition of getting it completed. It was all next week’s problems in my eyes, she probably knew that I was doing as such. So in her most evil villainous act she sent me an actual urgent request an hour before I was meant to clock off, now normal such requests should be sent first thing in the morning and are priority over everything else. But since I pissed her off she decided that she would hold off just to make me have to work overtime, a glorious move on her part that I probably deserved.
I rushed through the work and completed it in record time, sent her a copy of the report and logged off. But she wasn’t happy, in my haste I’d forgotten to include a detail breakdown of the work order for our internal records. Something that could have waited until later, but she wasn’t happy and rang me looking for it. I’d already turned off my work computer and was settled down on the sofa to play some call of duty. So here is were the fuck up happened, in my laziness I decided to do the report from my phone. Logged into my emails and added the details she was looking for using the in phone editing function, then attached it and forwarded it on to the whole team.
She just replied back a short ‘Thanks’ and that was it, I was off the clock and ready for a evening of relaxation. After a couple rounds of CoD I notice a couple of notifications on my work phone, what now I thought as I opened them to see what was wrong now. But it was a private message from a co-worker saying ‘Maybe you should double check your screenshots before sending lol’. I rushed to check what he meant, opening the sent attachment to see the hastily edited report. Nothing jumped out at me, hurriedly proof reading over everything revealing nothing out of the ordinary. Until I scrolled further down and my heart nearly stopped, during my attempts to save time on editing the copy of the report I had double screenshoted it. Only the second time my camera roll was on display at the bottom, revealing the pics I had taken in my late night drunken horniness while sexting with a overly expensive online content model. Not only pictures of me jerking off but also videos fucking my fleshlight.
They were poor quality and easily missed, but once spotted it was clear as day what they were, so far only that one co-worker has said anything. But I’m sure everyone has seen my dick by now, as I bet it’s been shared around with everyone or gossiped about. I’m back in the office on Monday and dreading it, even contemplating handing in my notice from embarrassment or even taking a few days sick leave.
EDIT:
Just to clarify a few points that everyone seems to be hung up on, I know I’m not the greatest worker in the world. But I always get my personal tasks completed on schedule and never miss deadlines. January is our quietest month with very little to do, hence why we can slack off so freely. All my main contracted work was done for the week with my two days in the office, I was just pissed that my boss keeps trying to get everyone back to the office for no other reason than to stand and look over shoulders all day. Even though it is very clearly stated in my contact that I wfh 3 days a week, legally she can’t request I come in without notice or in case of emergency of some sort. Which this wasn’t the case, plus the extra work she kept sending wasn’t my responsibility as it wasn’t part of my duties and had no urgency. Her withholding the top priority order was a dick move on her part, knowing full well that I couldn’t log off till it was complete. Even though I could see the order came in the night before.
And on the overly expensive online content model, I have no excuse other than being lonely and horny. Plus being a pathetic fan of Femdom and paying her to control me that free porn just doesn’t scratch anymore.
TL;DR Got lazy at work and cut some corners to get work done quickly, ended up sending my boss and whole team multiple pictures of me jerking off.