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ADG211 t1_j6l2igy wrote
Wait, your friend is a competitive one so he pushes YOU to go faster? And just reaching out to increase your speed?
He should be the one feeling guilty and at least a bit apologetic lol
To say that you have to cover your face..errr your friend sounds like a bit of a dick lmao
NerdHerder77 t1_j6l35ck wrote
Wtf? I mean, doggie style is fun but that's degrading and insulting.
Big-Maintenance-109 t1_j6l3vmb wrote
Your friend sounds like a douchebag 🤷🏻♂️
Zupheal t1_j6l4asm wrote
Back with more creative writing I see...
eileen404 t1_j6l7mu4 wrote
Sounds like he needs a bag over his head
stachemz t1_j6l9zd8 wrote
Man. I hope it's creative writing but I've known dudes like this.
aussie_nub t1_j6la78p wrote
Plastic bag, and held around his neck a little. Seriously this guy sounds like a complete asshole, but somehow she (sorry, assuming?) puts up with that shit.
Zupheal t1_j6lc1lk wrote
This dude posts one of these every couple weeks. Each with a new off the wall story, then deletes them when called out.
The_Lapsed_Pacifist t1_j6ld1gd wrote
Fuck that guy! Or rather stop fucking them, immediately. They don’t deserve you OP, have a bit of self respect, they don’t sound like a friend let alone a lover. Unless you’re into that kind of thing in which case, obviously, fill your boots.
[deleted] OP t1_j6ldoz6 wrote
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StillPuzzles__ t1_j6lglmm wrote
And the cycle shall repeat!
Thereminista t1_j6lvlbf wrote
Wow. You need to lose some pounds clinging to your ass; namely the one who doesn't apologize when he SHOULD!! Damn!
[deleted] OP t1_j6mc469 wrote
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Alertnomad t1_j6l1soq wrote
"Asthetically unpleasant" sounds like a real asshole . . . No dick is worth that level of degredation. . .